Wednesday, April 9, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #423


47 comments:

boneguy said...

It's going outside to settle things with the hot tub once and for all.

NJ-to-TX said...

"No, I did not toss the Madonna on the lawn when I took the bathtub."

Levon Delight said...

Yes, Madge, I know I'm soaking in it. Can I please go home now?

Dr Sumguy said...

"Ezra ... Really! ... Not another Nocturnal Emission!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Another big loss on the stock market, Bob?"

Dr Sumguy said...

AMBER ALERT!!! ... Little Timmy and the bath water are missing!!!"

al in la said...

"The showers here are obscene."

Shelly said...

"Move over, mom, I told you we were going on a tub crawl."

boneguy said...

He wants to attend the Plummer family reunion.

Anonymous said...

"Christ! I'm walking in water."

Anonymous said...

"You should have your tubs tied."

reid savid said...

"The toilet was clogged."

gfwrite said...

It gives me the rubber ducky or it gets the hose again.

gfwrite said...

Phil Robertson! Are you sitting on the rubber ducky again?

gfwrite said...

Hands where I can see them or you lose your porn privileges.

Levon Delight said...

I’s out there paintin’ on the old woodshed
When a can a black paint it fell on my head
I went down to scrub and rub
But I had to sit in back of the tub
(Cost a quarter
And I had to get out quick . . .
Someone wanted to come in and take a sauna)

Dr Sumguy said...

"Please don't tell me the contents of the tub came from Walter White!"

Steve_O said...

"I would hop out if my body wasn't severed just below the nipple line."

DR Sumguy said...

"Little Orphan Annie suprise's Daddy Warbuck's, in the middle of his Mikvey!"

Levon Delight said...

You work in the morning? I don't. So I'll just sleep here. But FYI, I have some good Norwegian wood going on under the water here.

Levon Delight said...

You work in the morning? I don't. So I'll just sleep here. But FYI, I have some good Norwegian wood going on under the water here.

Roger McGaugh said...

Honey, have you seen my blow dryer?

Roger McGaugh said...

I never should have let you get that foot in my door.

Roger McGaugh said...

It wants to tip toe through your two lips.

Dr Sumguy said...

"Outside Harold! ... Bath Tub Farts, are now regulated by the Geneva Protocol!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"YOU LET ANOTHER ONE GO! ... Oh ... (Poisonous Gasp)!"

boneguy said...

How the hell else do you expect me to take my pet fish for a walk?

Steve_O said...

"Rub-a-dub dub. This is one fucked up tub."

Anonymous said...

"That's what you get when Gahan Wilson draws you a bath."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"I hear pings"

Dex said...

"Bed, bath, ... I'm trying for Beyond"

Anonymous said...

"You're right, Chief. Never get outta the tub. I gotta remember...never get outta the tub."

reid savid said...

Tub Boy changed his profile picture.

Anonymous said...

"Why is the tub water so opaque ...?"

Anonymous said...

"The lower half of me is in another Hot tub in another dimension."

Anonymous said...

"It's not what you think; I was scrubbing not "waxing"."

pg13 said...

"It's easier than changing my Depends."

Roger McGaugh said...

Dear we need to cut back on the amount of bath salts we are putting in this tub.

Roger McGaugh said...

Let's race dear. You get in the toilet.

Greenie Stik-M-Caps said...

"I've never seen a tub clog like this."

Roger McGaugh said...
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Roger McGaugh said...

A constant reminder, that while married to Marge, Herb will always be in hot water.

Anonymous said...

"It's what I do."

Anonymous said...

"Mom, I am not gay, or at least I do not want to be gay, but I may be wanting to get in a long term relationship with my hand."

smuck said...

Harried Tubman would later become famous for his work freeing slaves on the underground railroad.

Don Don said...

"I did not break into your home to steal anything, I broke into your home to try and feel human again."

Anonymous said...

"Where are my arms? Where are your hands?!"

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