"The burglars around here must be really big motherfuckers."
"I'm not sure about the chain, but that huge head sculpture in the back is AWESOME!"
"They call him boneguy because...well, you'll find out."
"They say the houses around here move quickly."
"He said if his wife doesn't come to the door she's probably lying in the backyard."
"Now, that's what I call homeland security."
"No wonder I got this address through a chain letter."
I'm getting tired of guessing if it will be Bruce or the Hulk who'll be answering the door.
"This is it? ... Dick Chainey's birthplace!"
"Careful! ... Every time he opens the door the house moves!"
"What, you've never seen a mortgage?"
"I think this calls for the peanut butter trick."
It was this or a counterfeit ADT Security sign.
"Well, Obama did promise us chains."Jim Cavanaugh
......here comes the pitch..and there's a deep drive to left field!! This ball is going..GOING..GONNNNE!!!!
"I was only going to fuck you because I heard you have a huge dog."
"Quiet! Are you trying to wake it up? It just went to bed!""What just went to bed?""The Beast."
"Todd, I think Jesse got out."
"Not another Dick Cheney, George W. Bush pun."
Did Marge and Bill get that new Labradoodle/T-Rex mix?
"Damn, I left 'The Watchtower' in the car"
"This 'Wellcome Wagon' visit doesn't feel right. Also I'm concerned by the giant Black and Tan Coonhound at the end of that chain!"
"Ted's mother-in-law must be staying over."
"As a registered sex offender who's no stranger to a little bestiality, this is the last neighbor to whom you have to introduce yourself. What could go possibly go wrong?"
"Oh, that's just Quasimodo. What'd you expect when you saw Lawn Chainy?"
"I heard that their chairs are made from the bones of mailmen."
Looks like someone got a head start on the Gitmo surplus sale!
"That's one hell of a sub-leash."
"If dogs run free, then why not we?"
"I don't know why, but my mind keeps repeating the same Hannah Montana lyric ... 'Something Bigger Than Us'!"
"How good, how good does it feel to be free?"Jim Cavanaugh
"Mary wore three links of that chain. Killed her."
Huge ''Alice in Chains" fans.
"Our you pulling our chain, Tom 'Cheney'?"
"As if someone really wants to steal their giant Polynesian stone bust."
"It was forged."
"They're feeding that pit bull steroids again."
"They tried to leave LinkedIn."
"Maybe it's just objet d'art."
"Apparently they couldn't afford landslide insurance."
"I hope the fuck he's housebroken."
"Wouldn't flood insurance have been more practical?"
"Where does a 500 pound mother-in-law sleep?"
"I see Kathy H. has been here."Jim Cavanaugh
"And remember, Honey, don't upset the Cavanaughs by mentioning their slow-witted boy, Jimmy. Or, the chain."
I think you're out of your weight class, Kathy
Battle of the bottom feeders.....
"If you want to bring down the house, just throw his ball."
12 Years a Slave theme night just got weirder.
"Wouldn't a garage be easier?"
"Don't you remember what happened to their last house?"
"Christ! Who the fuck would steal an arborvitae?"arbor vitae |ˈärbər ˈvītē| (also arborvitae)noun1 a North American and eastern Asian evergreen coniferous tree of the cypress family.
"It's historical ... It was used in the movie ... 'UP'!"
"Something tells me that we're having link sausages, again."
"It is tied to Dick Cheney's soul".
"Looks like Mel and Mongo are over for lunch too."
Its adorable - straight off of a charm braclet.
Evrolet, Oh-So-Played, Can't-Get-Laid - WHOEVER - she has to curb her dog like the rest of us.
"Don't look now, but I think this house has been kidnapped by Somali pirates."
First Place (actual winner)"If their dog starts humping your leg, let it finish."Submitted by Melissa Sisk, Charlotte, N.C.
"Fuck this, Al."
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