Monday, May 18, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 476


27 comments:

. said...

"Yes, Mrs. Shapiro I sent the picture to your son who never calls. Now, please, come out of there."

Anonymous said...

"Could you be a little more open with me?"

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"I'm sorry, sir, but your time is up."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"You appear to be stiff, al. I like that in a man."

REX said...

"I wish you had come to me sooner."

Dex said...

"So, you were an anti-caption contest...."

boneguy said...

We need to get past your cannibal friends calling you a box lunch.

boneguy said...

Have you considered yourself not to be the best person to sponsor the community blood drive?

LR said...

"I don't know if it's out of anger or necrophilia, but I'm about to blow a casket."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Why, why couldn't they have cremated me?"

JohnnyB said...

You think YOU'VE got problems. I have a date tonight and can't get rid of this pimple.

Shelly said...

"Stop being so cryptic."

Shelly said...

"OK, OK- this is not helping me get back into the character of Dr. Melfi. Go ahead and recast Tony."

boneguy said...

Talk about rotten timing, Dr Sumguy. al just judged a contest.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Think, not stink. For me to be able to help you, I'm going to need you to think outside of the box."

Sue Stuphmipus, MD said...

"I know I'm your psychiatrist, but is your dick still hard with rigor mortis. I'm horny"

NJ-to-TX said...

"And how does it feel, Contests 467 to 474, to know know that Judgement Day was a fraud?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"You'll never guess where I'm calling from!"

Dr Sumguy said...

(I have to give up ... Gary Coleman)

Anonymous said...

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you're dead."

NJ-to-TX said...

"What changed? Why do you feel that you no longer have a beautiful mind?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"I'm sorry if this time-slot became inconvenient, but we can't waive our 72-hour cancellation policy."

Anonymous said...

"Look at it this way, Mr. Brown, in a few years, Mrs. Brown will finally be on top."

Anonymous said...

"At this point in the relationship I don't think separate vacations could hurt."

Anonymous said...

"Ok Al, we all know this pissant contest is dead, but aren't you carrying this a bit far?"

Anonymous said...

"Al, dear Al, If you wanted to stop judging the contest you could have just terminated the blog."

Anonymous said...

It's called lesbian bed death. Yes, marriage sucks

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