tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post7357505830223378826..comments2024-03-27T12:20:24.128-07:00Comments on al in la: New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 476.http://www.blogger.com/profile/14216581216761993858noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-3801801877067134132015-07-08T14:34:59.673-07:002015-07-08T14:34:59.673-07:00It's called lesbian bed death. Yes, marriage ...It's called lesbian bed death. Yes, marriage sucksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-60976401186930275982015-06-25T12:12:18.582-07:002015-06-25T12:12:18.582-07:00"Al, dear Al, If you wanted to stop judging t..."Al, dear Al, If you wanted to stop judging the contest you could have just terminated the blog."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-47437506427207987212015-06-23T18:36:54.925-07:002015-06-23T18:36:54.925-07:00"Ok Al, we all know this pissant contest is d..."Ok Al, we all know this pissant contest is dead, but aren't you carrying this a bit far?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-52982660899467874512015-05-29T09:58:18.988-07:002015-05-29T09:58:18.988-07:00"At this point in the relationship I don'..."At this point in the relationship I don't think separate vacations could hurt."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-30950192692901023272015-05-28T23:03:04.190-07:002015-05-28T23:03:04.190-07:00"Look at it this way, Mr. Brown, in a few yea..."Look at it this way, Mr. Brown, in a few years, Mrs. Brown will finally be on top."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-24588998977084187142015-05-28T06:53:20.940-07:002015-05-28T06:53:20.940-07:00"I'm sorry if this time-slot became incon..."I'm sorry if this time-slot became inconvenient, but we can't waive our 72-hour cancellation policy."NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-10238263235768202252015-05-24T11:56:40.486-07:002015-05-24T11:56:40.486-07:00"What changed? Why do you feel that you no lo..."What changed? Why do you feel that you no longer have a beautiful mind?"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-60340866122247886302015-05-23T14:33:52.278-07:002015-05-23T14:33:52.278-07:00"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you're dead."..."No, Mr. Bond, I expect you're dead."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-30587233977508345972015-05-23T09:17:04.373-07:002015-05-23T09:17:04.373-07:00(I have to give up ... Gary Coleman)(I have to give up ... Gary Coleman)Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-31636362863319427732015-05-23T09:04:07.860-07:002015-05-23T09:04:07.860-07:00"You'll never guess where I'm calling..."You'll never guess where I'm calling from!"Dr Sumguynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-59454930436316622542015-05-22T03:56:27.382-07:002015-05-22T03:56:27.382-07:00"And how does it feel, Contests 467 to 474, t..."And how does it feel, Contests 467 to 474, to know know that Judgement Day was a fraud?"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-78516717289208325272015-05-21T03:53:47.533-07:002015-05-21T03:53:47.533-07:00"Think, not stink. For me to be able to help ..."Think, not stink. For me to be able to help you, I'm going to need you to <i>think</i> outside of the box."NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-75135274622365437212015-05-20T16:33:43.381-07:002015-05-20T16:33:43.381-07:00Talk about rotten timing, Dr Sumguy. al just judge...Talk about rotten timing, Dr Sumguy. al just judged a contest.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-24054889342425476012015-05-19T07:47:25.088-07:002015-05-19T07:47:25.088-07:00"OK, OK- this is not helping me get back into..."OK, OK- this is not helping me get back into the character of Dr. Melfi. Go ahead and recast Tony."Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05715601332241444620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-37728807131242485212015-05-19T06:52:42.959-07:002015-05-19T06:52:42.959-07:00"Stop being so cryptic.""Stop being so cryptic."Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05715601332241444620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-50252279907425421992015-05-19T05:10:30.803-07:002015-05-19T05:10:30.803-07:00You think YOU'VE got problems. I have a date t...You think YOU'VE got problems. I have a date tonight and can't get rid of this pimple.JohnnyBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15180525463194370759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-2434787557834441842015-05-19T04:46:21.325-07:002015-05-19T04:46:21.325-07:00"Why, why couldn't they have cremated me?..."Why, why couldn't they have cremated me?"NJ-to-TXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11888629108986969245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-30611141602466544882015-05-18T22:19:43.095-07:002015-05-18T22:19:43.095-07:00"I don't know if it's out of anger or..."I don't know if it's out of anger or necrophilia, but I'm about to blow a casket."LRnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-5065326334169689312015-05-18T21:01:14.891-07:002015-05-18T21:01:14.891-07:00Have you considered yourself not to be the best pe...Have you considered yourself not to be the best person to sponsor the community blood drive?boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-7865212333528625622015-05-18T20:55:32.923-07:002015-05-18T20:55:32.923-07:00We need to get past your cannibal friends calling ...We need to get past your cannibal friends calling you a box lunch.boneguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05115276512150867540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-33919342998344100662015-05-18T20:52:11.141-07:002015-05-18T20:52:11.141-07:00"So, you were an anti-caption contest....&quo..."So, you were an anti-caption contest...."Dexnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-72343337071808952802015-05-18T19:56:59.458-07:002015-05-18T19:56:59.458-07:00"I wish you had come to me sooner.""I wish you had come to me sooner."REXnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-79488410479750550852015-05-18T19:23:50.983-07:002015-05-18T19:23:50.983-07:00"You appear to be stiff, al. I like that in a..."You appear to be stiff, al. I like that in a man."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-51647700806908977102015-05-18T16:58:00.156-07:002015-05-18T16:58:00.156-07:00"I'm sorry, sir, but your time is up.&quo..."I'm sorry, sir, but your time is up."<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4630222452319064012.post-77192965910764239572015-05-18T16:56:15.238-07:002015-05-18T16:56:15.238-07:00"Could you be a little more open with me?&quo..."Could you be a little more open with me?"<br /><br />Jim CavanaughAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com