Monday, January 19, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #460


36 comments:

NAMBY said...

"Alright listen up guys…squawk… Obama's a Socialist… squawk… Obama's a Socialist… squawk...Obama's a Socialist… squawk.….Got it?…GOOD…Now go on the TV shows and just keep parroting that back over and over again... ....squawk."

JohnnyB said...

The Jimmy Buffet Fan Club is getting smaller and smaller.

boneguy said...

Now that we have control, the first order of business is to break everyone out of the Tiki Room.

Dr Sumguy said...

"Poly read the minutes ... And this time ... Don't parrot them!"

Anonymous said...

"Maintenance would like us to take more breaks.”

Dr Sumguy said...

"And I vow to veto any legislation approving new economic sanctions against Iran!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"I don't have a penis, but my title is 'Head Cock', what a cruel hoax!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Officially we're known as 'African Greys', but 'African Orioles', would be more accurate!"

boneguy said...

Little do those idiotic anti-cappers know, we feasted on al's corpse years ago.

Dr Sumguy said...

"I'm happy to announce, as young illegal migrating avians, we will be granted work permits!"

Anonymous said...

"Polly want crack.....in the next 24 hours. Get on it."

Dex said...

"Welcome to the first meeting of Parrots Without Pirates."

Shelly said...

"At least with our new glass-cam, we can post pictures of who's been slamming into our windows."

JohnnyB said...

The hours here are obscene
Awwk!
Christ, what an asshole
AwwwK!
I brought along a couple of midgets
Awwwk!
Fusilli, you crazy bastard
Awwwk!
Do you mind?
Awwk
How are you?
Awwwk!

NJ-to-TX said...

"Jackson over there? He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies!"

Anonymous said...

Quit repeating everything I say. Quit repeating everything I say. Quit repeating everything I say...

SalmonOfDoubt said...

"Oh god, the parrots are everywhere! They're killing us all! One of them just landed on my auugggh splork."

Kathy H said...

"I said, 'The last time I saw Paris.'"

Anonymous said...

The New Yorker kept to their no blacks in cartoons policy, but we could sure use a cracker.

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, my fellow Americans..."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Avian Traffic School session one! ... Avoid these vehicles! ... AMC Eagle! ... Ford Falcon! ... Plymouth Roadrunner!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"All those in favor of migrating to Georgia ... Say ... CRACKER!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"I'm Egg Bound ... And no ... I'm not dating Humpty Dumpty!"

Anonymous said...

"Okay, listen up. Our Creator, al- "the" and ilāh "deity, god" to al-lāh meaning "the [sole] deity, God" works in mysterious ways. So unless you beaks-for-brains want another Charlie DeadBo on our claws, I recommend we be our own judges."

boneguy said...

Don't look so down. Every so often we all need a shoulder to crap on.

Tim H said...

"Gentlemen, CNBC has asked me to co-host the show Squawk Box."

NJ-to-TX said...

"He hears the ticking of the clocks
And walks along with a human that talks"

Anonymous said...

"It should be obvious to all but the brain dead that this anti-cap contest is strictly for the birds."

Roger Kaputnik said...

Alright, who's the wiseguy who shit on The New Yorker?

Roger Kaputnik said...

The New Yorker's no-Blackbeards policy, obviously. What's *your* excuse?

gfwrite said...

Since funding for Planned Parrothood is at such a low point we have to come up with some ways to feather our nest. Any ideas on seed money would help. Perch chasing and re sailing unused Chinese puns has been suggested - and caused quite a flap - so I don't think it will fly.

gfwrite said...

It's in our self-interest to go in to publishing.

Rex said...

" …so he gets all in my face and I'm like, "Excuse me! My name is NOT Poly and NO, I do care for any crackers, thank you!'" [At the parrot support group meeting.]

Jabba said...

"If you must take a dump, target a pedestrian not the carpet. It's a fucking disgrace!"

JohnnyB said...

Everyone knows Bob the Parrot is a clip on

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