"Your being deported, because you're a 'lying African'!"
"And why do you think your expertise on anal sphincters makes you a wonder of the modern world as well?"
"Let's see, Valley of the Kings, Madoff Securities- your experience with pyramid schemes is outstanding."
"Fucking Amazon. My wife ordered Spanx."
So, if you get this next question wrong, you die; get it right, you've got the job. Okay?
And what experience do you have in rhinoplasty?
"I'm sorry, but the law requires that you actually state that you are taking the Fifth."
"What the fuck is بو مـَنجـَل suppose to mean?"
"Sorry, but we have very stringent pooper-scooper laws around here."
"Alls I'm saying is, thank God my ceiling is 67 feet high."
May I take the liberty of signing the Mia Pharaoh prenup on your behalf?
Any relation to Leon Sphinx?
This speaks volumes to the unintended consequences of Obama's Immigration Executive Action.
"Agreed. We shall never speak of contest #457."
You know that my people were the slaves who built you. Now you want financial help from me?
"It says here that your erection began more than four thousand years ago."
"Your résumé would be more impressive had you not stayed in place for so long."
Or,,,"Your résumé would be more impressive had you not stayed in ONE place for so long."
Get the fuck out of my office.
“Methinks you sphinx too much.”
How could anyone take Moses seriously? I mean the guy carried around tablets with all of .000000000000000000000000000000000001 gigabytes of data storage.
"Christ, what a sphinxter!"
"The note says ... The Leon Spink's riddle has been solved ... Call me at fi fo fi - fi fo fi fo!"
"Did you ever play hockey? ... I heard you had a face off with the French in 1798!"
"You're in luck. I have an opening at The Temple of Dendur"
"Well, I can get you an endorsement deal with Purina Sphinx Chow®."
"Your silence gives one paws...er, I mean, pause."
"You're in denial."
"Feeling a little edgy?"
"It says here that, despite having a man face, you have red junk like a dog's. Cool!"
"Sure, I like tuts and ass as much as the next guy."
"Do you have any questions for me? I thought not. You're a fucking sphinx."
"You've been offered a position as goal post for the Detroit Lions! There's a signing bonus!"
“Does your mummy know you’re here?”
You say the Jews built you? That's funny because every time I need to change a light bulb, I call someone.
"Excellent resumé, but the Greek version brings enormous tits to the workplace."
Christ, what a Spinxter hole
"As a figure of antiquity, have you considered changing your term insurance to a whole life policy!"
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