Sunday, January 4, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #458


40 comments:

Dr Sumguy said...

"Your being deported, because you're a 'lying African'!"

boneguy said...
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NJ-to-TX said...

"And why do you think your expertise on anal sphincters makes you a wonder of the modern world as well?"

Shelly said...

"Let's see, Valley of the Kings, Madoff Securities- your experience with pyramid schemes is outstanding."

Anonymous said...

"Fucking Amazon. My wife ordered Spanx."

JohnnyB said...

So, if you get this next question wrong, you die; get it right, you've got the job. Okay?

SalmonOfDoubt said...

And what experience do you have in rhinoplasty?

Tim H said...

"I'm sorry, but the law requires that you actually state that you are taking the Fifth."

Anonymous said...

"What the fuck is بو مـَنجـَل suppose to mean?"

Kathy H said...

"Sorry, but we have very stringent pooper-scooper laws around here."

Anonymouse said...

"Alls I'm saying is, thank God my ceiling is 67 feet high."

boneguy said...

May I take the liberty of signing the Mia Pharaoh prenup on your behalf?

boneguy said...

Any relation to Leon Sphinx?

boneguy said...

This speaks volumes to the unintended consequences of Obama's  Immigration Executive Action.

Dex said...

"Agreed. We shall never speak of contest #457."

JohnnyB said...

You know that my people were the slaves who built you. Now you want financial help from me?

pg13 said...

"It says here that your erection began more than four thousand years ago."

Tim H said...

"Your résumé would be more impressive had you not stayed in place for so long."

Tim H said...

Or,,,

"Your résumé would be more impressive had you not stayed in ONE place for so long."

Anonymous said...

Get the fuck out of my office.

boneguy said...
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Anonymous said...

“Methinks you sphinx too much.”

boneguy said...

How could anyone take Moses seriously? I mean the guy carried around tablets with all of .000000000000000000000000000000000001 gigabytes of data storage.

Dex said...

"Christ, what a sphinxter!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"The note says ... The Leon Spink's riddle has been solved ... Call me at fi fo fi - fi fo fi fo!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Did you ever play hockey? ... I heard you had a face off with the French in 1798!"

Kathy H said...

"You're in luck. I have an opening at The Temple of Dendur"

Tim H said...

"Well, I can get you an endorsement deal with Purina Sphinx Chow®."

Anonymouse said...

"Your silence gives one paws...er, I mean, pause."

Dex said...

"You're in denial."

Anonymous said...

"Feeling a little edgy?"

C. Reddick said...

"It says here that, despite having a man face, you have red junk like a dog's. Cool!"

Dex said...

"Sure, I like tuts and ass as much as the next guy."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Do you have any questions for me? I thought not. You're a fucking sphinx."

Dr Sumguy said...

"You've been offered a position as goal post for the Detroit Lions! There's a signing bonus!"

Anonymous said...

“Does your mummy know you’re here?”

boneguy said...

You say the Jews built you? That's funny because every time I need to change a light bulb, I call someone.

Anonymous said...

"Excellent resumé, but the Greek version brings enormous tits to the workplace."

JohnnyB said...

Christ, what a Spinxter hole

Dr Sumguy said...

"As a figure of antiquity, have you considered changing your term insurance to a whole life policy!"

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