"We had a 'Boarding Agreement' ... She took the cruise, and I got the kennel!"
"Stool Pigeon' ... And you?"
"Yo, they be some fly bitches up in here."
"Name's 'Hooch' ... And you?"
You can expect the family back by Sunday, Monday tops.
Best damn Father's Day yet.
"I kept chewing the fat. You?"
"It's a madhouse in here! A madhouse!"
“I’m hoping for a cute little long haired...that's spayed.”
"Why, it's doggerel. Why do you ask?"
"Why, it's Mutt and Jeff. Why do you ask?"
"The bowsers here are a scream."
Check one more thing off my bucket list.
"One off - hand comment about P.C Vey and they throw me in the dog house. "Jim Cavanaugh
"If dogs run free, then why not we,across the swooping plain? I'm just sayin'."
"Now 'I know why the caged bird sings'!! He has to take a monster shit."
"The howlers here are obscene."Jim Cavanaugh
"Mind if I sniff your ass?"Jim Cavanaugh
"According to this pre-op permit, I'm about to get 'Tutered'!"
"Hey freshmeat - hope you like it doggy style."
"I have my books and my poetry to protect me. I am shielded in my........shit."
"It gets worse. We're in the kitchen of a restaurant in Beijing."
"Our keeper must be some kind of foreign zoologist because I keep hearing 'ein centipede' and 'der Hund'.""If your place is anything like mine, there's a glory hole somewhere on both sides- so let's get this party started!"
"Joe, you crazy bastard! How are y - oh; you're in a dog cage too. Sooo...not good."(Rest in peace, Charles Barsotti!)
"The 'Grand Budapest' was booked!"
"I brought books. You'll just have to lick your balls."Jim Cavanaugh
"I hear your wife is a bitch."
"Expedia gave it four stars."
"That's 3 to 5 years, not 4:57."
"For once, not drawing African-Americans in the cartoon is probably a good thing."
"My favorite actor? Why, Nicholas Cage, of course."
"I knew Ota Benga. Ota Benga was a friend of mine. Dude, you are no Ota Benga."
"I wish these circus subway train cars had more privacy."
With any luck Zebriski, they euthanize alphabetically.
"I hear tomorrow we will get to take showers.”
"Hey, I thought taking away our guns was a good thing."
"Who knew this would be the fate of anyone that opposed them?"
Quit complaining. We finally got signed up, didn't we?
Yeah, I got books. I wouldn't go on the newspaper.
"You sure you don't want to borrow some Nietzsche? Or maybe Wilhelm Reich?"
"The Howls here are obscene."
"FYI ... My vent leads straight to the cat-house!"
I like to tuck into a hairy tale when I'm bored.
The shaggy DA threw the book at me.
You might ask that other fella for his rubber newspaper.
"Someday you'll come between the dog and me. It's just a matter of time."
"You tamed the lion in my cage but it just wasn't enough to change my heart. Now everything's a little upside down, as a matter of fact the wheels have stopped. But you're still an idiot."
"Casual sex with an under age Bichon Frise ... She said she was 21 ... YEAH ... DOG YEARS! ... BITCH!"
"They threw the book at me."Jim Cavanaugh
"Dogma is a bitch with puppies."
"Excuse me, do you have any grey pup-on?"
"Yeah? Well this book says Auschwitz started as a no-kill shelter, too."
"You obviously have no idea what it's like to be or have a worm."
"I killed P.C. Vey. What are you in for? "
"Look, Larry, they're not looking for pets that taste good, they're looking for pets with good taste."
"Shit, here comes Vick."
"Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ?"
"To Serve Man - It's, it's... a cookbook!"
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