Monday, June 16, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest # 432


61 comments:

Dr Sumguy said...

"We had a 'Boarding Agreement' ... She took the cruise, and I got the kennel!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Stool Pigeon' ... And you?"

Shelly said...

"Yo, they be some fly bitches up in here."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Name's 'Hooch' ... And you?"

Evan said...

"Woof!"

boneguy said...

You can expect the family back by Sunday, Monday tops.

boneguy said...

Best damn Father's Day yet.

Anonymous said...

"I kept chewing the fat. You?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"It's a madhouse in here! A madhouse!"

Anonymous said...

“I’m hoping for a cute little long haired...that's spayed.”

Tim H said...

"Why, it's doggerel. Why do you ask?"

Kathy H said...

"Why, it's Mutt and Jeff. Why do you ask?"

Anonymouse said...

"The bowsers here are a scream."

boneguy said...

Check one more thing off my bucket list.

Anonymous said...

"One off - hand comment about P.C Vey and they throw me in the dog house. "

Jim Cavanaugh

Tim H said...

"If dogs run free, then why not we,
across the swooping plain? I'm just sayin'."

Adolf Angelou said...

"Now 'I know why the caged bird sings'!! He has to take a monster shit."

Gloria Hole said...

"Hand-job?"

Anonymous said...

"The howlers here are obscene."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Mind if I sniff your ass?"

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"According to this pre-op permit, I'm about to get 'Tutered'!"

Boof said...

"Hey freshmeat - hope you like it doggy style."

Anonymous said...

"I have my books and my poetry to protect me. I am shielded in my........shit."

Anonymous said...

"It gets worse. We're in the kitchen of a restaurant in Beijing."

LR said...

"Our keeper must be some kind of foreign zoologist because I keep hearing 'ein centipede' and 'der Hund'."

"If your place is anything like mine, there's a glory hole somewhere on both sides- so let's get this party started!"

Damon said...

"Joe, you crazy bastard! How are y - oh; you're in a dog cage too. Sooo...not good."

(Rest in peace, Charles Barsotti!)

Dr Sumguy said...

"The 'Grand Budapest' was booked!"

Anonymous said...

"I brought books. You'll just have to lick your balls."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"I hear your wife is a bitch."

Anonymous said...

"Expedia gave it four stars."

Anonymous said...

"That's 3 to 5 years, not 4:57."

pg13 said...

"For once, not drawing African-Americans in the cartoon is probably a good thing."

Kathy H said...

"My favorite actor? Why, Nicholas Cage, of course."

Dex said...

"I knew Ota Benga. Ota Benga was a friend of mine. Dude, you are no Ota Benga."

Anonymous said...

"Fucking al-maliki-in-iraq."

Shelly said...

"I wish these circus subway train cars had more privacy."

boneguy said...

With any luck Zebriski, they euthanize alphabetically.

Don Don said...

"I hear tomorrow we will get to take showers.”

Anonymous said...

"Hey, I thought taking away our guns was a good thing."

Anonymous said...

"Who knew this would be the fate of anyone that opposed them?"

gfwrite said...

Quit complaining. We finally got signed up, didn't we?

gfwrite said...

Yeah, I got books. I wouldn't go on the newspaper.

Angus Podgorny said...

"You sure you don't want to borrow some Nietzsche? Or maybe Wilhelm Reich?"

Angus Podgorny said...

"The Howls here are obscene."

Dr Sumguy said...

"FYI ... My vent leads straight to the cat-house!"

Anonymous said...

I like to tuck into a hairy tale when I'm bored.

Anonymous said...

The shaggy DA threw the book at me.

Anonymous said...

You might ask that other fella for his rubber newspaper.

Greenie Stik-M-Caps said...

"Someday you'll come between the dog and me. It's just a matter of time."

NJ-to-TX said...

"You tamed the lion in my cage but it just wasn't enough to change my heart. Now everything's a little upside down, as a matter of fact the wheels have stopped. But you're still an idiot."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Casual sex with an under age Bichon Frise ... She said she was 21 ... YEAH ... DOG YEARS! ... BITCH!"

Anonymous said...

"They threw the book at me."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Dogma is a bitch with puppies."

Col Mustard said...

"Excuse me, do you have any grey pup-on?"

Anonymous said...

"Yeah? Well this book says Auschwitz started as a no-kill shelter, too."

Anonymous said...

"You obviously have no idea what it's like to be or have a worm."

james said...

"I killed P.C. Vey. What are you in for? "

Satireguy said...

"Look, Larry, they're not looking for pets that taste good, they're looking for pets with good taste."

Dex said...

"Shit, here comes Vick."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"To Serve Man - It's, it's... a cookbook!"

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