Sunday, June 22, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #433



WINNERS 
FIRST PLACE 
"This works ... If you don't want to go nowhere!"--Dr Sumguy(JUDGE'S COMMENT: This wins because it is the very thought that hits me around 4 a.m. while I'm pecking away at my keyboard, then jump over to YouTube to watch vintage hockey fights, then over to BuzzFeed to look at adorable cat pictures then over to other sites to look at, you know, other stuff... [You get the picture.] Appropriate for the image, philosophical AND it has bad grammar.  Not at all funny, but this speaks to me. )

SECOND PLACE 
˙ƃop ǝɥʇ pǝǝɟ oʇ uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ s,ʇI—ʞɔnɯs (JUDGE'S COMMENT: "A"for effort.  Not the first time someone has entered an upside-down cap but we're left to wonder what, exactly, they are going to feed the dog and how do you get the words to go upside down.)

THIRD PLACE
"They call him boneguy because, well...he won the real contest."--Anonymous (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Maybe he did, maybe he didn't.  Around here that matters not, but I give this props the way an actor who doesn't give a shit about the awards shows up on Oscar night because it is important to other people. Also, not to sound bitter, but I stopped caring about  that thing after I entered something that should have won but didn't.) 

HONORABLE MENTION
,,˙sᴉɥʇ op uɐɔ ʎpoqʎu∀,,--Anonymous (JUDGE'S COMMENT: No me. So...)

If this is the New Yorker cartoon storage room, where is the desert and the deserted island?--JohnnyB (JUDGE'S COMMENT: You can see the wheels were turning and, yes, J.B. makes a valid point. Still, you can not store a desert or a deserted island in a storage room. You just can't Johnny. As always: thanks for playing.)

37 comments:

boneguy said...

Remember when you told me you couldn't find the Crazy Glue?

boneguy said...

Was it you who said "what harm would a little ceiling Velcro do?"

Anonymous said...

"I like it".

Anonymous said...

"They call him boneguy because, well...he won the real contest."

NJ-to-TX said...

"See? Twice as much room to hoard more stuff!"

Shelly said...

"Damn that Amazon one-click ordering!"

"Someone forgot to invert the dog again."

JohnnyB said...

If this is the New Yorker cartoon storage room, where is the desert and the deserted island?

Anonymous said...

"The hoarders here are obscene."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"This works ... If you don't want to go nowhere!"

Anonymous said...

"Face it, Harold, neither one of us falls for your bullshit anymore."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Your turn to walk Fluffy!"

Dr Sumguy said...

So we had to move to Australia!"

boneguy said...

My testicles feel unusually buoyant.

Dex said...

"Sofa so good"

Dr Sumguy said...

"You had to rent a favela in Rio ... Now what?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"This cartoon sucks ... Gravity blows!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Ur anus is now pointed towards God ... Interesting?"

Anonymous said...

"Fucking feng shui."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Now everything's a little upside down, as a matter of fact the wheels have stopped. But you're still an idiot."

Angus Podgorny said...

"It was awfully nice of them to put us up for the night."

pg13 said...

"Any advice on how to use their inverted toilets?"

pg13 said...

"Hey baby, 69 upside down is still 69!"

Guyon Couch said...

"Finally, my man-cave has stalactits"

ʞɔnɯs said...

˙ƃop ǝɥʇ pǝǝɟ oʇ uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ s,ʇI

Anonymous said...

,,˙sᴉɥʇ op uɐɔ ʎpoqʎu∀,,

Anonymous said...

“Yes, Fred, you stuck the couch where the sun doesn’t shine.”

REX said...

"I feel like we're drifting."

NJ-to-TX said...

"So now we just wait for the Another Earth people to come home?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"At least we're safe ... Chance's of being bitten by Luis Suarez are zero!"

Satireguy said...

"No, it's your turn to walk the dog."

Anonymous said...

Does getting bitten hurt more in Spanish?

Anonymous said...

"Wow, the Poseidon Adventure sucks even worse from this angle."

Anonymous said...

"I'm a really big ceiling fan."

Steve_O said...

"Don't go in the bathroom."

reid savid said...

"'Let the kids go outside and play,' you said."

Boof said...

"If you think this is a headfuck, wait till the dog takes a dump on the ceiling."

Fast track to the archives said...

"Wait a few weeks and watch me park the car."

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