Monday, February 3, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #415

33 comments:

LR said...

"Which rail did you say I should aim the stream at again?"

james said...

"I'm BART man."

boneguy said...

Every Friday night it's the same goddam story. Rush downtown, grab Robin out of some gay bar and keep him breathing until the ketamine wears off.

Ian Massey said...

"I'm Batman, and I'm waiting for a subway train. I normally have several privately-owned vehicles to travel in, but circumstances have forced me to use public transportation instead. That's the joke."

pg13 said...

"I know it was just here. I can see its tracks."

Levon Delight said...

The Illuminati are after me cuz I know Hitler was an alien and they are watching me and they'll get you too all my wine is bugged by the NSA these rats are part of the Illuminati too they'll eat you mister I'm not kidding my old lady was offed by Obama Bin Madden she was bat shit crazy though ...

Anonymous said...

"Fuuuuuck Youuuuu!"

Puffin said...

"That little wiener Robin has totaled the Batmobile!"

Kathy H said...

"What's the matter with you? So I'm a little late for the Village Halloween Parade."

Tim H said...

"La via del tren subterraneo es peligrosa. No salga afuera.”

james said...

"Dylan sold out. I'm gonna kill myself."

Anonymous said...

"Quiznos never made me wait this long."

Anonymouse said...

"Not one superhero in Inside Llewyn Davis! Not one!!"

Kathy H said...

"Fast Track, my ass!!"

boneguy said...

De Blasio's screw the rich tax scheme has been eating into my bottom line.

Puffin said...

"Dirty subterranean tunnels are my natural habitat.So what the fuck are you doing here?"

Satireguy said...

"Don't you just hate these faux subway station urinals?"

Anonymous said...

"Want some action?"

boneguy said...

Between the subway and Uber who needs a Batmobile?

Kathy H said...

"What gets me is that they wasted all that beautiful Guastavino tile down at the unused City Hall station and put bathroom tile up here!"

Dex said...

"I have a wide stance."

Anonymous said...

"Is this the stop where people get pushed in front of subway trains?"

Tim H said...

"If you see something, say something. "

Dr Sumguy said...

"I'm confused ... Is it a Latrine or Latetrain!"

Anonymous said...

"Hey, moron! How do I get to 14th Street?"

Anonymous said...

U R IN AL

boneguy said...

Hey aren't you Dr Sumguy? I heard I could find you down under.

Puffin said...

"Hey pal - it's my day off so if the news is depressing and you decide to jump,I really don't give a shit."

Austin in PA said...

"I'm Ben Affleck, ass hole."

Dr Sumguy said...

Boneguy once gave me an Aussie kiss! ... It' like a French kiss ... But Down Under!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Please stand clear... of the moving platform... as trains enter... and leave... the station.

Por favor, manténgase alejado ... de la plataforma en movimiento ... ya que los trenes entren ... y dejar ... la estación."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Im superhero 'Galactus', and Im lactating on the third rail ... 'Pelham one two three ain't gonna stop here!"

boneguy said...

I may have given Sumguy an Aussie kiss but at least I didn't spend 10 days using a hirsute naturalist as a body pillow.

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