Sunday, January 5, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #411


41 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I told mom, 'Don't worry about Frank—he's sitting on his ass somewhere sucking the 99% dry.'"

JohnnyB said...
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Shelly said...

"The candidates for your Monday personal ass-wiper are here- shall I send them in?"

pg13 said...

"Yes, I did leave the toilet seat up."

boneguy said...

al, JohnnyB is here asking for your forgiveness .

Dr Sumguy said...

"So this is my new work station. Wow!"

Anonymous said...

"Get it yourself, dipshit."

Anonymouse said...

"I have to go to the toidy."

Kathy H said...

"The gentleman is here to connect your phone."

Tim H said...

"Since you asked, it is partly cloudy."

Puffin said...

"So how comfortable are you with my downsizing proposal?"

Anonymous said...

Fuck you, JohnnyB! We don't miss you at all.........that much...

Anonymous said...

'You sure look high and mighty up there Al, but somehow I feel confident you will never judge me."

boneguy said...
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boneguy said...

Sir, there is a river of shit coming from under your desk. Shall I call maintenance or the nursing home?

Anonymous said...

"Request permission to kiss ass, Sir!"

Puffin said...

"OK, so just flop it out on your desk and show me how big it is."

Anonymous said...

"Yes sir. Your dick does throw a long shadow."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"The Board of Directors? Floating behind you, sir."

Dr Sumguy said...

"BBBAAARRROOOOOM! ... Sorry sir. ... I stepped on a duck!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Sir. If I may have a word ... I suggest you use your iPhone!"

Anonymous said...

"Mr. Ross, if I may suggest—the Fish Sandwich over the Double Whopper, Chicken Strips over the Sastisfries, a Diet-Sprite over the Chocolate Shake, Norv Turner over Mike Sherman and anybody over Jeff Ireland."

Anonymous said...

"I'm here to cleanse your palate."

boneguy said...

I'm not sure this is what your trophy wife has in mind when she told you to get a new rug.

gfwrite said...

I'm sorry Mr. Koch, but a remake of Citizen Kane isn't polling well.

Puffin said...

While it undoubtedly would be convenient for you sir, the NFL was less than enthusiastic to hold the Super Bowl in your office."

NJ-to-TX said...

"They want a voting system for the anti-caps."

Kathy H said...

"Sir, I have closed down three lanes leading to the bridge. Will there be anything else?"

Tim H said...

"Well, thank you for asking, sir. But, to quote Pope Francis and alinla, 'Who am I to judge?'"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Sir ... I've hired the 'Mormon Tabernacle Choir' to sing at your bris!"

Anonymous said...

"Excuse me, Mr. Tinycock, the TPS reports are ready."

Greenie Stik-M-Caps said...

"The shareholders are revolting. They also want you to step down."

Anonymous said...

"Mick Jagger is suing you for tongue infringement."

Anonymous said...

"Evrolet girl wants her pedestal back."

pg13 said...

"Very impressive desk size, sir, and I am truly sorry about your penis."

NJ-to-TX said...

"We're all bored shitless, sir."

Anonymous said...

"I believe that takes care of everything, sir, except for the Excrement In Broadcasting microphone."

Anonymous said...

"I believe that takes care of everything, sir, except for the Excrement In Broadcasting microphone."

Puffin said...

"Is the protocol to bow first or can we cut straight to the boot licking?"

Don Don said...

"Why bother with the desk Dick?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Fuck this, Al."

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