"I told mom, 'Don't worry about Frank—he's sitting on his ass somewhere sucking the 99% dry.'"
"The candidates for your Monday personal ass-wiper are here- shall I send them in?"
"Yes, I did leave the toilet seat up."
al, JohnnyB is here asking for your forgiveness .
"So this is my new work station. Wow!"
"Get it yourself, dipshit."
"I have to go to the toidy."
"The gentleman is here to connect your phone."
"Since you asked, it is partly cloudy."
"So how comfortable are you with my downsizing proposal?"
Fuck you, JohnnyB! We don't miss you at all.........that much...
'You sure look high and mighty up there Al, but somehow I feel confident you will never judge me."
Sir, there is a river of shit coming from under your desk. Shall I call maintenance or the nursing home?
"Request permission to kiss ass, Sir!"
"OK, so just flop it out on your desk and show me how big it is."
"Yes sir. Your dick does throw a long shadow."Jim Cavanaugh
"The Board of Directors? Floating behind you, sir."
"BBBAAARRROOOOOM! ... Sorry sir. ... I stepped on a duck!"
"Sir. If I may have a word ... I suggest you use your iPhone!"
"Mr. Ross, if I may suggest—the Fish Sandwich over the Double Whopper, Chicken Strips over the Sastisfries, a Diet-Sprite over the Chocolate Shake, Norv Turner over Mike Sherman and anybody over Jeff Ireland."
"I'm here to cleanse your palate."
I'm not sure this is what your trophy wife has in mind when she told you to get a new rug.
I'm sorry Mr. Koch, but a remake of Citizen Kane isn't polling well.
While it undoubtedly would be convenient for you sir, the NFL was less than enthusiastic to hold the Super Bowl in your office."
"They want a voting system for the anti-caps."
"Sir, I have closed down three lanes leading to the bridge. Will there be anything else?"
"Well, thank you for asking, sir. But, to quote Pope Francis and alinla, 'Who am I to judge?'"
"Sir ... I've hired the 'Mormon Tabernacle Choir' to sing at your bris!"
"Excuse me, Mr. Tinycock, the TPS reports are ready."
"The shareholders are revolting. They also want you to step down."
"Mick Jagger is suing you for tongue infringement."
"Evrolet girl wants her pedestal back."
"Very impressive desk size, sir, and I am truly sorry about your penis."
"We're all bored shitless, sir."
"I believe that takes care of everything, sir, except for the Excrement In Broadcasting microphone."
"Is the protocol to bow first or can we cut straight to the boot licking?"
"Why bother with the desk Dick?"
"Fuck this, Al."
Post a Comment