Friday, January 3, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #410


27 comments:

Dr Sumguy said...

"So you had to pick the 'Dow Jones Tree'!"

Dex said...

"Dam"

boneguy said...

You'll just have to wait for the Centurions to get Jesus down.

pg13 said...

"Crisp, with an oaky finish, and remarkably well-balanced."

LR said...

"Just remember my brother, you asked them to give us Bar-rabbit." (Thanks, boneguy)

"I told you texture would go to hell when they banned trans fats."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Yeah, right, you're Sandra Bullock and I'm George fucking Clooney."

Anonymous said...

"Gnawk it off."

Dr Sumguy said...

"I'm stumped!"

Anonymous said...

"Christ, what a gnashed pole."

Jim Cavanaugh

boneguy said...

I'm still mad at Kurt Vonnegut for cheapening the beaver.

Dr Sumguy said...

"I've had enough! ... This beaver is splitting!"

Levon Delight said...

What's the point? It's not like anyone is judging our work.

Tim H said...

"I wonder what Wally and Eddie Haskell are doing."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Leave it! ... This beaver is getting a hard-on!"

Satireguy said...

"I'm finished working for the man."

Anonymous said...

"Fine. Have your forest and eat it too."

Puffin said...

"The rest should be a pushover."

cta said...

"That's some serious wood, Harry. If it doesn't come down in 4 hours, you should seek medical assistance."

Anonymous said...

"I guess now we know how much wood you can chuck."

gfwrite said...

Dam it Newton, that's the fourth one. The cartoonist doesn't grasp the gravity of our situation.

Puffin said...

"The EPA works in mysterious ways."

Dex said...

"Beaver? I barely gnaw her!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"It's caught on the other tree."

Don Don said...

"You are dead Beaver (The tree is about to crush you) but you are stuck in the last instant of your forever."

Puffin said...

'You should open for David Copperfield in Vegas."

Anonymous said...

"You thought the players are the only part of the game on roids?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Fuck this, Al."

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