"So you had to pick the 'Dow Jones Tree'!"
You'll just have to wait for the Centurions to get Jesus down.
"Crisp, with an oaky finish, and remarkably well-balanced."
"Just remember my brother, you asked them to give us Bar-rabbit." (Thanks, boneguy)"I told you texture would go to hell when they banned trans fats."
"Yeah, right, you're Sandra Bullock and I'm George fucking Clooney."
"Gnawk it off."
"Christ, what a gnashed pole."Jim Cavanaugh
I'm still mad at Kurt Vonnegut for cheapening the beaver.
"I've had enough! ... This beaver is splitting!"
What's the point? It's not like anyone is judging our work.
"I wonder what Wally and Eddie Haskell are doing."
"Leave it! ... This beaver is getting a hard-on!"
"I'm finished working for the man."
"Fine. Have your forest and eat it too."
"The rest should be a pushover."
"That's some serious wood, Harry. If it doesn't come down in 4 hours, you should seek medical assistance."
"I guess now we know how much wood you can chuck."
Dam it Newton, that's the fourth one. The cartoonist doesn't grasp the gravity of our situation.
"The EPA works in mysterious ways."
"Beaver? I barely gnaw her!"
"It's caught on the other tree."
"You are dead Beaver (The tree is about to crush you) but you are stuck in the last instant of your forever."
'You should open for David Copperfield in Vegas."
"You thought the players are the only part of the game on roids?"
"Fuck this, Al."
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