"Well why not. It's not much different than how social security works. "
My dad read that an armed robbery expends the calorie equivalent of a really tough spin class.
"Things could get ugly. They're probably high on Metamucil."
"Don't worry, honey. He's a ' good guy with a gun.'"
I wonder who they got to drive the getaway scooter?
"C-mon, Christine. You agreed to go Dutch."
"It's probably drug-related."
"I told you we shouldn't walk the streets on bingo night."
"He's not messing around. He's fluent in Ebonics."
"Do what he says or you're gonna get popped."
"Welcome to the Florida Panhandle."
"I'll give 'em my wallet, but I'll be damned if I give 'em one penny of my Sandy money!"
I'm the one being held up and the guy with the gun shats in his pants!
"A classic case of poor retirement planning."
"Hey, I recognize this guy! He's an old comedian from the Catskills! So, I guess this is a schtick-up!"
"I wish I had removed all of my white-face clown makeup after getting off Dominatrix Island and before being mugged by Concealed Cary and his moll."
"That a Magnum 44K, the most powerful retirement plan in the world."
"Don't worry, it's loaded with anti-caps."
I can't take a chance he AND his little friend are shooting blanks.
Clyde and Bonnie here need money for their co-pay.
I gotta say, the gun IS more persuasive than just asking.
Ha! My Econ. prof. from NYU.
Marge, this is my Mom and Dad. They're 47%ers.
He said he needs some cash for bullets.
"Looks like there's no use-by date on gangstas and their crack whores."
I guess AARP stands for Ancient Assholes Robbing People.
"Relax honey. Guns don't kill people."Jim Cavanaugh
"I told you mom and dad would hold us up."
"I've adopted a new philosophy- 'Who am I to judge?'"
"I thought he said the first blowjob was free."
"Stand your ground honey, this'll only take a second."
"I told you dad wouldn't let us take away his driving privileges."
"Don't worry, I'll just give him a dollar and they'll think it's a lot of money."
"I rest my case.Old people are the pits."
"Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"
"I had heard that Madeoff escaped and was starting over".
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