Sunday, December 8, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #408


56 comments:

Dr Sumguy said...

"I concur with Lois Lane ... You're 'In the Pink'!"

Dr Sumguy said...

As a 'Man of Steel' ... Tell me about your 'Cruise Missile Ejackulations'!"

Puffin said...

"Your secret's safe with me Mr Kent, but I'm afraid your ticker is still fucked."

Dr Sumguy said...

"However, nicknaming your penis 'Li'l Abner' may represent copyright infringement!"

Kathy H said...

"Yep. It's Kryptonite."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Maybe Evrolet Girl is a bit too much for you."

Anonymous said...

"Take a deep breath and slowly blow it out your ass."

Levon Delight said...

Sorry, but Aquaman still has a greater lung capacity than you.

Levon Delight said...

New glasses?

Levon Delight said...

Perhaps you know my son, Zimmerman.
http://www.punkhart.com/dylan/images/zimmerman.html

Anonymous said...

"Faster than a building? Able to leap tall bullets in a single bound? Hmmm....Alzheimers."

Anonymous said...

"I'm Jewish too."

boneguy said...

You'll have to check your own prostate. My partner broke his finger trying to last year.

boneguy said...

Everything looks super, man.

LR said...

"I'd say it's tachycardia, but maybe your heart always beats super-fast."

boneguy said...

Take my advice. Stick with DC. Marvel makes everyone get Obamacare.

Tim H said...

"So. Tell me what you think about the newspaper industry going into the toidy?"

Anonymouse said...

"So. How often do you get back to Kansas?"

Kathy H said...

"My opinion? Why, you're supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."

Shelly said...

"Since I'm a doctor, I'll take your picture, so I can look at you from inside as well. But I'd say you're turning Japanese."

pg13 said...

"The news isn't good. It's rust."

pg13 said...

"Let me give you my home number in case you ever get another four hour erection.'

Puffin said...

"This is as far as I go Superman. Yesterday the Caped Crusader and his young ward both demanded prolonged rectal examinations."

Dr Sumguy said...

"No heartbeat! ... Have you ever been in San Francisco?"

Kathy H said...

"So, in your professional opinion, what do you think I should tip my super?"

Rich Lather said...

"Wow! Those Under Armour super-hero t-shirts are even gayer in person."

Dr. Feelgood said...

"There'll be no turning your head and coughing today, Supe. You dislocated my jaw last time."

Anonymous said...

I like the stethascope on my nipples, too.

Steve_O said...

"The good news is we've found a cure for your super-AIDS. The bad news is it's Kryptonite."

Steve_O said...

"When I give you your prostate exam, PLEASE don't clench."

Anonymous said...

"So, if you were to fly around the earth really fast and reverse time, al would be caught up on the judging, right?"

Jim Cavanaugh

Dex said...

"So you're telling me this was supposed to be an "A" but Cavsnsugh made it?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Goggle Glasses AND X-Ray vision! ... So your the source ... 'Dr Assman wears edible pantyhose'!"

Puffin said...

"Your heartbeat is a little irregular. Cut down on the up, up and aways and take the bus OK?"

Anonymous said...

"Well, you still look like Superman, Mr. Reeve. Just stay off the horses."

pg13 said...

"Feel like my soul has turned into steel. I've still got the scars that the sun didn't heal."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Your size 'S' shirt is too tight!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Forget the bus. Flying is still the safest way to travel!"

Levon Delight said...

Okay, okay, you can listen to your heart and lungs with your super hearing. And you can x-ray your own chest with your eyes. But I insist on doing the rectal exam myself, big fella.

Satireguy said...

"Mr. Kent, I want you to have a psychiatric assessment."

boneguy said...

Ok wise guy. I've had enough of you IUD salesman sneaking in here trying to push the Lippes loop.

Steve_O said...

"This time, try not to cry when you get the shot."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Lois tells me, you have pain in the 'Ball of Your Smack!"

Big Red said...

You have a heart murmur ... and its saying "Paul is dead. Paul is dead".

Satireguy said...

"Yes, I know your heart is on the left; I was just testing you."

Big Red said...

Treating uninsured, undocumented aliens like you cost taxpayers billions.

Anonymous said...

"'Bout time one of us got to probe an alien."

Jim Cavanaugh

Big Red said...

I'll have you eating coal and shitting diamonds within the week. My cut is 25%.

gfwrite said...

They say your heart is in the right place, but it's over here.

gfwrite said...

This tests my confidentiality oath big time.

NJ-to-TX said...

"I can't hear a fucking thing - take off the shirt!"

Anonymous said...

"There's water everywhere."

Puffin said...

"I could sugarcoat the bad news but then you'd see right through me."

Anonymous said...

"Yes, Neutron beams will cause cancer. Why do you ask?"

Anonymouse said...

"I'm amazed that it has taken you over a month to realize that I have Super Glue® on my stethoscope."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Fuck this, Al."

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