Monday, December 2, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #407


40 comments:

Shelly said...

"In about an hour the main bully takes over, at noon some outsiders come in to help and declare 'Mission Accomplished', and then they all go on fighting for the rest of the day."

pg13 said...

"We're trying a 'Fresh Step' approach to employee restroom facilities."

Dr Sumguy said...

Baby Boomer Gulag!

Satireguy said...

"Do you think I should tell them that this is my pet lion's litter box?"

Dr Sumguy said...

Sand in your Box ... Contact Debbie Douchebag Esq ... At 'Eat Mor Puss' (328-667-7877)!

boneguy said...

It looks like Marne lost her IUD again.

Tim H said...

"Let me introduce you: There's Gilligan, The Skipper, Mr. and Mrs. Howell, The Professor, Ginger and Mary Ann."

Kathy H said...

"...and here we have the auditions for Edward Albee's play, The Sandbox."

Anonymous said...

"Associates, cat litter, what's the diff?"

boneguy said...

Let's flood this thing and start a mud wrestling league.

Anonymous said...

"Now...watch how quick sand can become quicksand, Hastings."

Puffin said...

"So where does your model of the happy workplace allow for sand in the crotch?"

Dex said...

"They play 'I'm King of the Sandbox' -- appeals to bloggers mostly."

Dr Sumguy said...

"The last time I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up!"

Anonymous said...

"Sometimes the guy on all fours is just a guy on all fours."

Fiorello said...

"There ain't no Sandity Clause."

boneguy said...

For a joke, I left a pile of dung. They're still digging for the pony.

pg13 said...

"I figured if I wanted to make profits like I did in the 80's, I'd better bring back the cocaine lounge."

Dr Sumguy said...

"We're selling out. In fracking, sand is the new gold!"

Anonymouse said...

"The guy sitting on the edge is Al. He used to be very judgmental, but, now...not so much."

Puffin said...

"This lot are going to be culled. Head for higher ground and I'll cue the tsunami."

Obligatory D said...

"They seem to enjoy this more than the pool of tears."

Carl Sandburg said...

"I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor."

Greenie Stik-M-Caps said...

"In Utah, they can all get married once they reach the age of maturity."

Anonymous said...

"How come they ain't falling asleep?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"It's on the Bucket's, Bucket List!"

boneguy said...

After this they each get a Gogurt and CapriSun,take a 20 minute nap and then its back to issuing crooked mortgages.

Anonymous said...

"I got tired of sifting through all the shit to find an occasional nugget. Anyway, who am I to judge?"

Jim Cavanaugh

Tim H said...

"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the Days of Our Lives."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Let's just wait until Doris opens her skirt."

pg13 said...

"Okay people, think outside the box."

boneguy said...

What say we take a trip down memory lane and kick over a couple of sandcastles?

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Puffin said...

"The first manager to kick sand in an associate's face is our next CEO."

Don Don said...

"From watching just two days of Fox news?"

Anonymous said...

"The secret is to crush his larynx with a quick snap karate chop like blow and return to what you were doing before the women notice, thus eliminating him but keeping the flow and harmony of the sandbox in place."

Anonymous said...

"And this is where they write The New Yorker."

gfwrite said...

We found that sand granules are a good match for micro-manager's break time.

Don Don said...

"This is the conceptual drone information management study... The sand represents the citizens."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Fuck this, Al."

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