Monday, November 25, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #406



53 comments:

Dr Sumguy said...

"Leaky Ocean!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"It's Over Flo!"

al in la said...

"Sorry for the delay...Let me see what ya got...Yeah okay, Dylan quote...Crazy bastard variation...Something topical...Something obscure...Nasty comment about me...Something really stupid...Kathy H link...a funny one from boneguy...10 from Anonymous that are pointless...DONE! Listen: some of them are not bad, but most of your captions for the last six weeks really suck...Keep trying. Okay?....See ya in another six weeks!...Happy Thanksgiving!...Gotta go!"

boneguy said...

Global warming is blessing in disguise. Miami Beach is down to one zip code.

boneguy said...

Three signs of life! You, me and al posting this week's cartoon.

LR said...

"I asked for a wench."

Anonymous said...

"Jesus!, you can walk on water. Can you save my ass too?"

Kathy H said...

First episode of new sitcom, Fronds.

Anonymouse said...

"I ate Gilligan, the Skipper, the Howells, the Professor, Mary Ann and Ginger. And, they were surprisingly tasty."

Tim H said...

"You're kidding. Your name is Christopher, plumber?"

pg13 said...

"To the good anti-cappers who are still trying: I'm done. Farewell."

Anonymous said...

"Hey pal, Al's Ship of Fools is sinking fast. That wrench ain't going to fix it."

Satireguy said...

"Did you bring a boat?"

Satireguy said...

"This is desert island cartoon; I think you want the home repair cartoon just down the hall."

Dex said...

"Am I glad to see you! I have been sitting here for weeks, self-judging, ahem"

Anonymous said...

"Oh right, my kitchen faucet was dripping...until the typhoon hit."

boneguy said...

My message in a bottle clearly stated "Ben Shapiro is a hack and an asshole", not "I need a plumber".

Dr Sumguy said...

"Thank God I'm covered under my 'Home Warranty'!"

REX said...

"You've come to judge me, I hope."

Puffin said...

"No credit cards. Do coconuts work for you?"

boneguy said...

You're late. Did you take a left at the Sargasso Sea?

Tim H said...

"Howdy! Name's Ben Shapiro. I was named after a movie rat."

smuck said...

"Welcome to the island, Mr. Supper. I mean, Shapiro."

Anonymous said...

I don't pay for travel time, you overcharging mother-fucker.

CHARLIE PWAUMMER said...

SUPPLIES!!!!

boneguy said...

When you get back, would you let al know about the tsunami that blew up the nuclear power plant in Fukushima, JAPAN?

Dr Sumguy said...

"Al Gore sent me to unclog the drain ... He wants to see his net worth!"

Anonymous said...

boneguy's right, al. Fukushima is the new Chernobyl like orange is the new black. Get it?.....good, now strip me of my third place medal for merely confusing you.

And have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Dr Sumguy said...

"I came to plumb the depths!"

Lew S. Leaky said...

"Great! You're here. Whatever. just bend over and show me your crack."

Puffin said...

"You're late asshole! And I've just wasted five hours hanging around waiting for you!"

LR said...

Happy Thanksgiving, Al! Check my late comment/response to Contest #405 results.

NJ-to-TX said...

"Oh, no, did that fucking coyote call this in?"

Anonymous said...

"Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro. Have I got a load of shit for you!"

Jim Cavsnsugh

(Sometimes the spelling comes out like this because I am missing the tip of the little finger on my left hand. Show some sympathy and give me an HM, at least)

pg13 said...

"Fixed pricing? Fuck that, I'll take my chances on the next rescuer."

Anonymous said...

"When I lived in Kentucky, we always danced when we clogged."

Dex said...

"Norman is an island"

(Tip of the hat to smuck July 2011. Tip of the finger to Cavsnsugh November 2013.)

Anonymous said...

Pointing my inDex right back at ya.

Cavsnsugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"Travelocity described it as a 'Leisure Escape' ... Fuck You William Shatner!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Oy, not a wrench. A rench! A Jewish resort with horses is vat I asked for!"

Tim H said...

Fukushima or Chernobyl. Travelocity or Priceline.com. In this work-a-day world, does it really matter? Oh, and fuck you, William Shatner.

Dr Sumguy said...

"If you came to 'Wrench my Nuts', you're too late!"

Anonymous said...

"I can't believe the crap you went through."

Puffin said...

'If you want to get your hands on an even bigger tool, slip behind the palm tree with me."

pg13 said...

"Well, at least you upheld your 'Same Year Service' guarantee."

gfwrite said...

Santa?

NJ-to-TX said...

"Can you get this tree out of my dolphin?"

Don Don said...

"The house is behind me. The kitchen sink is in the back left of the house."

Satireguy said...

"There's water everywhere."

gfwrite said...

Damn. I lost the 10% discount magnet when I lost the frig.

Anonymous said...

"Too late".

NJ-to-TX said...

"Fuck this, Al."

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