Monday, October 21, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #401



37 comments:

smuck said...

"It is sad that your husband ignores you each week like this. But to be fair, Downton Abbey is a fantastic show."

Dr Sumguy said...

Freud being penalized 15 yards for clipping. ... (Or, slipping).

Anonymous said...

"I hate being a virgin!"

Dr Sumguy said...

Common Penalties in American Psychiatry ... False Start - Premature Ejackulation ... Holding - Can't Pee ... Personal Foul - Take a Bath ... etc.

Dr Sumguy said...

Mildred does a 'Touchdown Jesus', after overcoming her 'Proctophobia' (Fear of Rectums).

Puffin said...

"FUCKED UP FANBOYS! So what's the discount on a family castration?"

gfwrite said...

Who do I have to twerk to get any attention?

Tim H said...

"But, Doc. The goddamned TV isn't even on!"

Anonymouse said...

"Hey! At $300 a session, can't you at least stay awake?!"

boneguy said...

Did you see that? Jung kicked a field and put my id into overdrive!

pg13 said...

"What do you mean, 'Get me a beer'?"

pg13 said...

"I SAID, "SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE HE'S NOT LISTENING TO ME!"

Kathy H said...

"Hey, Kurt, take care of that ranting Patriots fan over there on the couch!"

Satireguy said...

"Why should I watch? The bastards can't even beat the spread!"

Doctors Within Borders said...

Doctors say three out of four people like cartoons within panels.

Anonymous said...

"Because his cock is this big, that's why."

Dr Sumguy said...

Feel Goal.

Tim H said...

"Why won't anyone listen to me! Al has been kidnapped by Gypsies in Greece!!"

LR said...

"Get out of my chair and stop holding focus groups in my house!"

boneguy said...

Take my word Sigmund. The larger the screen the smaller the penis.

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Anonymouse said...

"Answer me this: Whay are they called the New York Jets when they play in New Jersey??"

Anonymouse said...

"Why..."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Al has a backlog of unjudged contests this big! Look at him and his New York Sessions entourage! He won't even acknowledge that he has a problem!"

Levon Delight said...

What the fuck are these black guys doing in a New Yorker cartoon?

Anonymous said...

“It’s a third down with inches to go and they want to give up the ball!”

Dr Sumguy said...

"Mildred recalls her tryst with Wilt Chamberlain's 'Big Dipper' in 1992!"

Anonymouse said...

"YAHTZEE!!

Satireguy said...

"If my husband wasn't such a big Jets fan, he would have judged all those anti-caption contests by now!"

Satireguy said...

"How did I end up in this losers' group therapy session?"

pg13 said...

"They get like this every time they watch porn."

Anonymous said...

"Why the fuck do I pay you, Dr. Sumguy?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Oh, looky, I'm Dez Bryant and you're effing Tony Romo!"

boneguy said...

I'm a Jets fan. Could you explain this thing called cheering?

Don Don said...

"They do not even like football anymore, but gods forgive me if I interfere with his fantasy league."

Anonymous said...

"They have no idea what the rules are anymore."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Fuck this, Al."

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