"We're losing ground."
So,we all agree on the efficacy on this last batch of LSD?
"I'll have to say. Initially, I thought this 'Seance Thing', was a bunch of hooey!"
"Everyone leave. I want to float a lone!"
"Now about that raise all you people have been bugging me about."
"The ground's the limit!"
"Don't tell me you had it sent FedEx Ground again."
"This reconfiguration makes suicide a more viable option."
"Cut the 9/11 jokes, Hamid."
You guys almost got me. This is totally just photoshopped, right? I mean, looked at the blurred spaces around us.
AS of now, all company operations have been suspended.
"Windows On The World was a fag."
"Our next team-building exercise is peeing into rooftop ventilation fans. Mary, you're excused."
I think a little advance notice would have been nice before they repo'd our building.
"We're nearing that point in the meeting where Elaine get's off."
"I don't care how big a contractor is, they ALL mess up with the building schedule."
"Now, for new business. Betty, please contact the Guinness Book of World Records people."
"I'm not sure this is what Tech Support meant by a cloud meeting."
"I have tickets for 'Gravity'. Anyone interested?"
"Being in an all glass building, gives me an 'Aerie' feeling!"
"I understand the emergency folks will be here just as soon as they get that woman down from that bridge in Fort Lauderdale."
"Float a Loan vs Float a Lone (intentional).
No more complaining about the "glass ceiling", bitch.
"I'm thinking right about now, we could use a 'Golden Parachute'!"
"I suggest that we have something light for lunch."
"We did not abandon 101 Park Avenue. 101 Park Avenue abandoned us!"
Higgins, I think we've taken our company's commitment to transparency a little too far.
"Alright. Who was in charge of checking into air rights ?"
"When I subscribed to 'OpenTable', this isn't exactly what I had in mind!"
"Anybody got the munchies?"
"Contest #400? Yikes, I can see my miserable life from here!"
"Our company has always prided itself on blue sky thinking."
"Are you all ready for the ultimate 'Trust fall'?"
Susie quickly realizes the placement of her Colorforms 'business meeting' sticker was fucking stupid.
Hey Assholes, that wasn't bird shit.
"Item two... We're about to plunge to our deaths. Any objections?"
"Trust me, our model is based on stability. Nothing to us suggests the possibility of any sort of free fall."
I'm not exactly sure why, but we are seeing a drop in circulation of The Floor Covering News.
"If you're afraid of heights Jamieson, you should have chosen to work at home."
"Yes, I think that Take Your Child to Work Day has been a rousing success. Um...where'd the kids go??"
"The 'paperless office' was a dud, but I think we've nailed it with the 'officeless office'."
"I don't need to tell you, if you need to use the bathroom, there will be quite a few eyes on you."
"I decided to give you all a raise."Jim Cavanaugh
Amazing how the press gets it wrong every time saying we Republicans are anti-séance.
" It's pretty obvious our success as a 'Beano' distributor, is Off the Charts!"
"Whatever you do, do not exhale!"
Let me float this one by you, Bob.
Of all the artists we represent, I think Sandra Bullock best fits our business model.
How about after work we all get down tonight?
"We saved room for Al if he rises to the occasion."
Happy Birthday al!Jim Cavanaugh
"Next item is a patent infringement notice from a certain Mr Criss Angel."
Merry Christmas, al!
"OK, OK, OK...Then how about this then: Psychiatrist's office, a woman is sitting on the couch with her arms outstretched; nearby are three guys watching -- apparently -- a football game on TV? Good, huh!? No? NO!? OK, then you try...Sheesh!"
"In the next scene, I'll play the psychiatrist, you guys play the sports fanatics, and Betty you play the damsel in distress."
"Once upon a time, there was a backlog of 5 unjudged contests. We were the 5th."
"Next item is a suggestion that baked beans be taken off the lunch menu."
"We give the word "Collapse" new meaning.
"We're here today to judge anti-captions because somebody else is TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO IT!!"
"Who has the Floor?"
"Fuck this, Al."
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