Sunday, October 13, 2013

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #400



65 comments:

Dex said...

"We're losing ground."

boneguy said...
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boneguy said...

So,we all agree on the efficacy on this last batch of LSD?

Dr Sumguy said...

"I'll have to say. Initially, I thought this 'Seance Thing', was a bunch of hooey!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Everyone leave. I want to float a lone!"

Puffin said...

"Now about that raise all you people have been bugging me about."

pg13 said...

"The ground's the limit!"

pg13 said...

"Don't tell me you had it sent FedEx Ground again."

pg13 said...

"This reconfiguration makes suicide a more viable option."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Cut the 9/11 jokes, Hamid."

Levon Delight said...

You guys almost got me. This is totally just photoshopped, right? I mean, looked at the blurred spaces around us.

Levon Delight said...

AS of now, all company operations have been suspended.

Anonymous said...

"Windows On The World was a fag."

LR said...

"Our next team-building exercise is peeing into rooftop ventilation fans. Mary, you're excused."

boneguy said...

I think a little advance notice would have been nice before they repo'd our building.

Anonymous said...

"We're nearing that point in the meeting where Elaine get's off."

Anonymouse said...

"I don't care how big a contractor is, they ALL mess up with the building schedule."

Tim H said...

"Now, for new business. Betty, please contact the Guinness Book of World Records people."

Satireguy said...

"I'm not sure this is what Tech Support meant by a cloud meeting."

Dr Sumguy said...

"I have tickets for 'Gravity'. Anyone interested?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"Being in an all glass building, gives me an 'Aerie' feeling!"

Kathy H said...

"I understand the emergency folks will be here just as soon as they get that woman down from that bridge in Fort Lauderdale."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Float a Loan vs Float a Lone (intentional).

boneguy said...

No more complaining about the "glass ceiling", bitch.

Dr Sumguy said...

"I'm thinking right about now, we could use a 'Golden Parachute'!"

Tim H said...

"I suggest that we have something light for lunch."

Kathy H said...

"We did not abandon 101 Park Avenue. 101 Park Avenue abandoned us!"

boneguy said...

Higgins, I think we've taken our company's commitment to transparency a little too far.

Kathy H said...

"Alright. Who was in charge of checking into air rights ?"

Dr Sumguy said...

"When I subscribed to 'OpenTable', this isn't exactly what I had in mind!"

pg13 said...

"Anybody got the munchies?"

Dex said...

"Contest #400? Yikes, I can see my miserable life from here!"

Puffin said...

"Our company has always prided itself on blue sky thinking."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Are you all ready for the ultimate 'Trust fall'?"

Susie's Disappointed Dad said...

Susie quickly realizes the placement of her Colorforms 'business meeting' sticker was fucking stupid.

Incontinent Board Member said...

Hey Assholes, that wasn't bird shit.

smuck said...

"Item two... We're about to plunge to our deaths. Any objections?"

pg13 said...

"Trust me, our model is based on stability. Nothing to us suggests the possibility of any sort of free fall."

boneguy said...

I'm not exactly sure why, but we are seeing a drop in circulation of The Floor Covering News.

Satireguy said...

"If you're afraid of heights Jamieson, you should have chosen to work at home."

Anonymous said...

Who farted?

Anonymouse said...

"Yes, I think that Take Your Child to Work Day has been a rousing success. Um...where'd the kids go??"

Puffin said...

"The 'paperless office' was a dud, but I think we've nailed it with the 'officeless office'."

NJ-to-TX said...

"I don't need to tell you, if you need to use the bathroom, there will be quite a few eyes on you."

Anonymous said...

"I decided to give you all a raise."

Jim Cavanaugh

boneguy said...

Amazing how the press gets it wrong every time saying we Republicans are anti-séance.

Dr Sumguy (Angel Hands) said...

" It's pretty obvious our success as a 'Beano' distributor, is Off the Charts!"

Tim H said...

"Whatever you do, do not exhale!"

gfwrite said...

Let me float this one by you, Bob.

gfwrite said...

Of all the artists we represent, I think Sandra Bullock best fits our business model.

gfwrite said...

How about after work we all get down tonight?

Dex said...

"We saved room for Al if he rises to the occasion."

Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday al!

Jim Cavanaugh

Puffin said...

"Next item is a patent infringement notice from a certain Mr Criss Angel."

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, al!

Anonymouse said...

"OK, OK, OK...Then how about this then: Psychiatrist's office, a woman is sitting on the couch with her arms outstretched; nearby are three guys watching -- apparently -- a football game on TV? Good, huh!? No? NO!? OK, then you try...Sheesh!"

Anonymous said...

"In the next scene, I'll play the psychiatrist, you guys play the sports fanatics, and Betty you play the damsel in distress."

Kevin Hebbeler said...

footsy away

Kevin Hebbeler said...

footsy away

Anonymous said...

"Once upon a time, there was a backlog of 5 unjudged contests. We were the 5th."

Puffin said...

"Next item is a suggestion that baked beans be taken off the lunch menu."

Don Don said...

"We give the word "Collapse" new meaning.

Satireguy said...

"We're here today to judge anti-captions because somebody else is TOO FUCKING LAZY TO DO IT!!"

Anonymous said...

"Who has the Floor?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"Fuck this, Al."

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