Monday, April 11, 2011

Anti-Cap Bonus: Caption This Photo


Note: My father sent me this photo with the cap "Mt. Rushmore From The Canadian Side." It made me laugh (usually that is not the case with the stuff he sends.). If you can offer a cap, feel free.






WINNERS


FIRST PLACE (Four-way tie)


"SOUTH DAKOTA: Come and Smell Our Dairy Air"...purchased from cash-strapped Wisconsin --Anonymouse (JUDGE'S COMMENT: This is very good, but only if you know that "dairiare" is French for tush. The Wisconsin part is superulous but well intented.)

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mount Tushmore."-- Kathy H (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Kathy is not just about links and bold face type. She can be very funny. Who knew?)

The South Dakota Plumbers' Memorial. --Satireguy (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Good but flawed. We see no evidence of plumber's butt--which of course is a good thing.)

Even after he relented and added pants, Cristo's tribute to AIDS victims still stirred controversy.-- NAMBY
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Esoteric humor that is also insensative and stupid. Very nice--anti-cap-wise.)

39 comments:

Steve_O said...

"God help up- the wind is blowing from the south again!"

J. Franco said...

"Help! I'm stuck up Lincoln's ass!"

JohnnyB said...

I am haunted by the faces of my victims. the Canadians, however ...

Anonymous said...

Crazy Horse comes over and buttfuck's 'em twice a day.

Tim H said...

A Fitting Monument To The Seat Of Power

Anonymouse said...

"SOUTH DAKOTA: Come and Smell Our Dairy Air"

...purchased from cash-strapped Wisconsin

Tim H said...

"I don't even want to tell you where Cary Grant and Eva Marie Saint end up."

Kathy H said...

"Ladies and gentlemen, Mount Tushmore."

Anonymous said...

The boys had beans for dinner, and now the polar ice cap has melted.

Glenn said...

North by Northwest, as directed by Catherine Breillat

Anonymouse said...

Crack-atoa, East of Custer

Kathy H said...

Big Bend National Park

Satireguy said...

The South Dakota Plumbers' Memorial.

Southy Rushmore humour said...

I always thought 'Founding Farta' was just that guy's Boston accent.

Total Burn! said...

"How pretty! They finally added some Bushes."

Nod to JohnnyB said...

"I am haunted by the feces of my presidents"

Anonymous said...

"Christ, what a turd-cutter!"

NAMBY said...

Even after he relented and added pants, Cristo's tribute to AIDS victims still stirred controversy.

JohnnyB said...

Dear Kathy H, The gentlemen are able to mount tush more than the ladies are; nevertheless, I think yours is the best ... caption, that is.

Anonymous said...

Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rove.
(Sometimes they just write themselves)

Jim Cavanaugh

marty goldstein said...

I call that hitting for the cycle

J. Montana said...

Hut, Hut, Hut, Hike!

LR said...

When seen by gay tourists: "Ooh, just like Niagara Falls- SO much better on the Canadian side."

(name withheld) said...

"Tight-tushy, you crazy bastard. How are you?"

Anonymouse said...

"O.K., guys. One, two, three...Stick Out Your Can, Here Comes The Garbage Man."

Anonymous said...

The pants make it hard to park my giant bicycle... -cta

Kathy H said...

National Parks Service press release: "…sculptor Gutzon Borglum's idea was, since Presidents Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln and T. Roosevelt were all practicing Muslims, he would show them preparing to pray, facing Mecca."

Anonymouse said...

Paying respects to recently-deceased artist John McCraken.

Kathy H said...

Proudly sponsored by Dakota Wind Energy, LLC.

NAMBY said...

Although engineers found four large cracks, the monument was determined to be structurally sound.

Anonymous said...

The Canadian side of South Dakota?
Memo to North Dakota -- crank up the tourism budget -- we keep forgetting that you exist.

Montrealpolis said...

"Hey Dad, who is Rushmore and why are they mounting him?"

Utellme said...

TIMMY: Do you think it's okay to deface mountains to make national monuments?

DAD: Of course. That way, you don't have to e-rectum.

Abe said...

"Thanks, you guys, for helping me find my contact lens."

Links To Spam Recipes said...

DadOfAlInLA, please forward any virus warnings!

Anonymouse said...

Monument to former Secretary of Agriculture Earl "Rusty" Butz (1909-2008)

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