Sunday, September 27, 2009

Anti-Caption Contest #210


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WINNERS
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First Prize
.I coulda been a conductor, instead of a bum, which is what I am. You owe me, Charley--JohnnyB
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HONORABE MENTIONS

Honorable Mention: Not Funny Ha-Ha, Funny Gross Dept."Look at this! Does that look like TB to you? I've been coughing it up all morning." -dwilk

Honorable Mention: (See above)
"Hey, buddy, could you dispose of my urine and get me another Dewars on the rocks?"-dwilk

Honorable Mention: Thinly Veiled Anger/Michael Moore Award Dept.
"Just jump onto the tracks already, you goddamn corporate vulture."--Francis

Honorable Mention: Radosh Mention Dept.
"Hey buddy, can you spare a dime to help us hire a programmer for Radosh.net." RichaedHine


Honorable Mention: Self Editing/Should Not Post While Drunk Dept.
"Comment deleted. This post has been removed by the author." --Anonymous

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28 comments:

Gretchen said...

"Brother, can you spare some SPF-30?"

JohnnyB said...

For a dollar, I'll let you touch my "third rail".


Swing in the hammock, 5 cents.


Here's my specimen, Doc.

dwilk said...

"Hey, buddy, could you dispose of my urine and get me another Dewars on the rocks?"

Pseusie said...

"Do you have any idea how hard it is to get into a hammock this high? Give me a fucking quarter."

Limpy W. said...

"I don't know what made me insane. No job, no money, my wife left me. All I know is that when I'm here, I feel like I'm getting closer to my loco motive."

Limpy W. said...

"I don't know what made me insane. No job, no money, my wife left me. All I know is that when I'm here, I feel like I'm getting closer to my loco motive."

NAMBY said...

"Yo, asshole. How 'bout a bail out?"

JohnnyB said...

I coulda been a conductor, instead of a bum, which is what I am. You owe me, Charley.

MAtt said...

"Hey buddy! Wanna play the shell game? OK. See the coin in the cup? I'm shaking it up, now you guess if the coin is in the cup. C'mon, stop ignoring me! Let's play the game. You're just like my deadbeat father, never paying me no mind, gettin' drunk and beating me, sodomizing my cat, donkey punching my girlfriend. If I ever get outta this cot I'm gonna give you a fat lip, you stupid little man!"

JohnnyB said...

Yatzee?

R.K. said...

"It's as much for you as it is for me. I mean, do you enjoy standing next to my piss-soaked hammock?"

Francis said...

"Just jump onto the tracks already, you goddamn corporate vulture."

Damon said...

"Nice attitude, Mr. Fancy Suit. I might be nuts, but at least I'm not hurting anybody up here. Name one thing I'm doing which could possibly cause the downfall of mankind."

"You're wearing socks with sandals."

"...okay. Name two things."

Anonymous said...

"Yes, I am an out-of-work newspaper reporter. How you know?"

Richard Hine said...

I was supposed to meet Kay in the subway station. When she didn't show, I decided to turn it into a subway sta-kay-tion. Geddit?

Richard Hine said...
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Richard Hine said...

"Hey buddy, can you spare a dime to help us hire a programmer for Radosh.net."

Richard Hine said...

"How long have I been done here? Give me a token and I'll tell you some stories."

Richard Hine said...

"How long have I been down here? Give me a token and I'll tell you some stories."

Damon said...

"Five...five dollar...five dollar foot loooooong..."

"Ha - I get it. You work for Subway Sandwiches?"

"Whatever floats your boat. Climb on up and eat fresh."

Damon said...

"Hi - I sell hammocks."

"In the subway? Interesting. Do you have a business card?"

"Yup. It's in my cup."

*reads* "`Run Hammock' - ah. Like 'run amok'. That's very clever."

"Thanks!"

"So, all you do is sell hammocks?"

"Well, occasionally I'll submit to cartoon anti-caption contests. But that's about it."

"Really? With clever company titles like that, you could get a good marketing job. It's a shame no one is noticing your talents."

"Yes." *looking at fourth wall* "A shame."

Rich Lather said...

"Name's "W". I used to knock down buildings for my daddy. Now, I hold up twin girders with a hammock. Quite a turnaround. Here, look at my urine."

dwilk said...

"The palm trees were too far apart in that other Manhattan Beach."

Steve_O said...

"Look at this! Does that look like TB to you? I've been coughing it up all morning."

Anonymous said...

Guy on hammock "Hey Carl great to see you,I guess you found a new job."
Carl "Yeah, Webber and Webber" Guy on hammock "Yeah me too, CEO of Wachovia."

NAMBY said...

"In Soviet Union, question begs you."

Richard Hine said...

"I'm trying to get to Chicago by 2016. No, I didn't hear the news. What news?"

Steve_O said...

The "Coughing this up all morning" was from "Steve_O", not "dwilk."

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