.I coulda been a conductor, instead of a bum, which is what I am. You owe me, Charley--JohnnyB
Honorable Mention: Not Funny Ha-Ha, Funny Gross Dept."Look at this! Does that look like TB to you? I've been coughing it up all morning." -dwilkHonorable Mention: (See above)
"Hey, buddy, could you dispose of my urine and get me another Dewars on the rocks?"-dwilk
Honorable Mention: Thinly Veiled Anger/Michael Moore Award Dept.
"Just jump onto the tracks already, you goddamn corporate vulture."--Francis
Honorable Mention: Radosh Mention Dept.
"Hey buddy, can you spare a dime to help us hire a programmer for Radosh.net." RichaedHine
Honorable Mention: Self Editing/Should Not Post While Drunk Dept.
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