Monday, September 21, 2009

Anti-Caption Contest #209




WINNERS
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First Place
"...So then the duck says, 'Can you remove this asshole from my asshole?'..." --JohnnyB
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Honorable Mention: Limp Pun Dept.
"Bill's got himself a new gull-friend" --
Limpy W.
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Honorable Mention: DownThe Block & Back To Get A Laugh Dept.
"Y'know what you oughta do? Get that supplemental insurance that pays you back when you get hurt, and miss work.""Really? What insurance is that?" [everyone looks at the duck] Duck: "Yeah, that one never gets old. Bruno, torch this fucking place."--Damon."
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Honorable Mention: Damon Knows Pop Culture Dept.
"I've been fucking Cuddy ever since they threw Dr. House in the looney bin. She only flirted with him to drive him nuts. Looks like it worked! Heh, am I right? Guys...?"--Damon
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Honorable Mention: The Jets Are Now 3-0 Dept.!!
I love it when a Pats fan loses a bet!--Anonymous
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Honorable Mention: Brave Enough To Use The Worst Pun Imaginable Dept.
"He claims to have traded his pants for a pigeon, but I think it's a canard." --mypalmike
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Honorable Mention: Best Sodomy Joke Published at 4:42 A.M.
"There's an old stylist down the street who's favorite cut is the old Duck's Ass. His second favorite thing is sodomy." --LV

22 comments:

JohnnyB said...

"...So then the duck says, 'Can you remove this asshole from my asshole?'..."

Anonymous said...

I love it when a Pats fan loses a bet!

dwilk said...

"Hey, dickhead. Where's duckhead?"

JohnnyB said...

His name's Al. He lives in L.A.

JohnnyB said...

What could I do? I had to fire him. The man is mentally unstable. I tried to help him but I couldn't. I had to get him out of the building for the protection of the other employees. What? Oh, God, he's right behind me, isn't he? I'm fucked.
Tell my wife I love her."

JJ Cootex said...

"Hey , that fucking duck on your head is going to totally shit all over your face. Oh, wait it already did, Mr. Duck-shit-face."

Limpy W. said...

"Bill's got himself a new gull-friend"

mypalmike said...

"Anal rape at the hands of a man wearing a duck? No thanks. Geesh. That's a terrible name for a drink."

Susie Butterfaes said...

"How do you get down off an elephant? You don't. You get down off the head of that pants-less douchebag."

JohnnyB said...

"..and we accidently left the mope on top of the car, tied up and in the cement bucket!
I swear I'm putting that in my next movie.
But if my uncle ever finds out about it, I'm dead.
He's a psycho mafia boss who loves ducks and hates it when I tell people about the family business."

Damon said...

"I've been fucking Cuddy ever since they threw Dr. House in the looney bin. She only flirted with him to drive him nuts. Looks like it worked! Heh, am I right? Guys...?"

Jim Kellner said...

"For The last time sir, I dont care what the duck told you, I wont serve you until you put on some pants!"

Jim Kellner said...

"Then the guy with duck on his head says....there is one right behind me isn't there. Awkward!!"

dwilk said...

"So, a governor and a duck walk into a bar..."

Damon said...

"Y'know what you oughta do? Get that supplemental insurance that pays you back when you get hurt, and miss work."

"Really? What insurance is that?"

*everyone looks at the duck*

Duck: "Yeah, that one never gets old. Bruno, torch this fucking place."

SAMMY said...

"...so I took his pants and glued a rubber duck on his head. Lucky thing he'll never find me."

Anonymous said...

[Tim H posting as Anonymous 'cause he can't post under his own name, apparently...]

"If he says 'Put it on my bill,' I'm leaving."

al in la said...

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al in la said...

TEST

dwilk said...

“So I’m up at the lake, fucking my boss’ wife, while this stupid mallard keeps watching us.”

mypalmike said...

"He claims to have traded his pants for a pigeon, but I think it's a canard."

LV said...

"There's an old stylist down the street who's favorite cut is the old Duck's Ass. His second favorite thing is sodomy."

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