Thanks to everyone who entered. Feel free to use the comments section to lavish praise or, if you don't agree with these picks, offer encouragement tempered with mild disappointment. Try and be good natured and supportive and please leave my mother out of it. As I've said, this is a new undertaking for me so be gentle. (Yeah, I'm talking to you Francis.) And don't forget to enter your Anti-Cap for this week's contest............................................................................................................--al in la
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WINNER
"Apparently, Mr. Radosh, you did not read the fine print." --Tim H
HONORABLE MENTIONS
HONORABLE MENTION: Same Last Initial/Same Topic as Winner
"I'll tell you why. 'Cause it's fish or cut bait, that's why. Either you write for Jon Stewart or you run your stupid blog thing. But you can't have it both ways. Capiche?" --Kathy H
HONORABLE MENTION: Old School Anti-Cap
"Let's fuck." --Francis
HONORABLE MENTION: Selective Breeding/Pot Reference
"Counting on your dominant cancelling out my recessive is just too darn risky. Do you want to have a fucking donkey? Remember, Mendel was a pot-smoking douche." -- Rich Lather
HONORABLE MENTION: Male Organ Reference
"And yet somehow we're both hung like hamsters." --J.D.
HONORABLE MENTION; Male Organ Reference II
"I understand the tiny penis, but why the long face?" --Richard Hine
HONORABLE MENTION: Bad Pun
"I can't place the face, but your mane is familiar."
HONORABLE MENTION; Really Bad Pun
"Are you here for the support group for humans with grafted-on animal parts?" "Nay" --mypalmike
20 comments:
"Further evidence that our creator is also a stoner."
"Want to go manfront riding?"
"there was a horrible mistake with my teleporter, and i'm sorry but you have no arms with which to signal me that you want me to kill you."
"And yet somehow we're both hung like hamsters."
"Apparently, Mr. Radosh, you did not read the fine print."
"I got two tickets to Equus. Wanna go?"
"Wait, if the Lone Ranger and Silver are on your family tree, too, then I guess we're kind of related."
"I can't place the face, but your mane is familiar."
"I'll tell you why. 'Cause it's fish or cut bait, that's why. Either you write for Jon Stewart or you run your stupid blog thing. But you can't have it both ways. Capiche?"
"Looks like we both need help jackin' off."
"It seems we were both born in Mexico to a woman who loved donkeys, but only one of us missed the thalidomide craze."
"First we hit the talk shows. Then we release our own homemade sex tape on a website run by a shell company formed by a lawyer friend of mine. Then we sue the shell company for the free pub. By that time the reality-show offers will be rolling in. No more freak show, no more carnies. Just think about it."
Okay, okay, you might be the looker of the family, but I have the brains!
"Look, for the last time, I'm a centaur, not a goddamned satyr! Got it?!"
The Day Sansabelt® Was Invented
"You should really get out of here. The forest is on fire."
"Are you here for the support group for humans with grafted-on animal parts?"
"Nay."
"Hey, do you happen to have Domesticated-house-cat-monkey's email address?"
"And not only can I pee standing up I can shit standing up."
"See, there's your problem. When you outsource you have to specify which half is which."
"No, you can't ride me into town."
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