Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Anti-Cap Contest #206




T
hanks to everyone who entered. Feel free to use the comments section to lavish praise or, if you don't agree with these picks, offer encouragement tempered with mild disappointment. Try and be good natured and supportive and please leave my mother out of it. As I've said, this is a new undertaking for me so be gentle. (Yeah, I'm talking to you Francis.) And don't forget to enter your Anti-Cap for this week's contest............................................................................................................--al in la
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WINNER

"Apparently, Mr. Radosh, you did not read the fine print."
--Tim H


HONORABLE MENTIONS


HONORABLE MENTION: Same Last Initial/Same Topic as Winner
"I'll tell you why. 'Cause it's fish or cut bait, that's why. Either you write for Jon Stewart or you run your stupid blog thing. But you can't have it both ways. Capiche?" --Kathy H

HONORABLE MENTION: Old School Anti-Cap
"Let's fuck." --Francis

HONORABLE MENTION: Selective Breeding/Pot Reference
"Counting on your dominant cancelling out my recessive is just too darn risky. Do you want to have a fucking donkey? Remember, Mendel was a pot-smoking douche."
-- Rich Lather

HONORABLE MENTION: Male Organ Reference

"And yet somehow we're both hung like hamsters." --J.D.

HONORABLE MENTION; Male Organ Reference II

"I understand the tiny penis, but why the long face?" --Richard Hine

HONORABLE MENTION: Bad Pun
"I can't place the face, but your mane is familiar."


HONORABLE MENTION; Really Bad Pun
"Are you here for the support group for humans with grafted-on animal parts?" "Nay" --mypalmike

28 comments:

NAMBY said...

"Further evidence that our creator is also a stoner."

Richard Hine said...

"Want to go manfront riding?"

tritter said...

"there was a horrible mistake with my teleporter, and i'm sorry but you have no arms with which to signal me that you want me to kill you."

J.D. said...

"And yet somehow we're both hung like hamsters."

Allison said...

"Look! You knew when I acccepted the job as mascot for the Denver Broncos I'd have to work weekends! Now give me back my fucking head."

Tim H said...

"Apparently, Mr. Radosh, you did not read the fine print."

Rich Lather said...

"Counting on your dominant cancelling out my recessive is just too darn risky. Do you want to have a fucking donkey? Remember, Mendel was a pot-smoking douche." -- Rich Lather

Kathy H said...

"I got two tickets to Equus. Wanna go?"

Richard Hine said...

"I understand the tiny penis, but why the long face?"

Celeste Splooge said...

"Wait, if the Lone Ranger and Silver are on your family tree, too, then I guess we're kind of related."

Tim H said...

"I can't place the face, but your mane is familiar."

Tagger said...

"In Russia, horse's ass makes man of himself."

Kathy H said...

"I'll tell you why. 'Cause it's fish or cut bait, that's why. Either you write for Jon Stewart or you run your stupid blog thing. But you can't have it both ways. Capiche?"

andeux said...

"Zeus, what an asshole!"

TAD said...

"Yeah, and how many mermaids have you seen with fish-heads? You stupid fuck."

MAtt said...

"Looks like we both need help jackin' off."

"It seems we were both born in Mexico to a woman who loved donkeys, but only one of us missed the thalidomide craze."

MAtt said...

"Ha! I got the arms and the big cock!"

"You are the number one divided by me." [math joke]

R.K. said...

"First we hit the talk shows. Then we release our own homemade sex tape on a website run by a shell company formed by a lawyer friend of mine. Then we sue the shell company for the free pub. By that time the reality-show offers will be rolling in. No more freak show, no more carnies. Just think about it."

T.G. said...

Okay, okay, you might be the looker of the family, but I have the brains!

Tim H said...

"Look, for the last time, I'm a centaur, not a goddamned satyr! Got it?!"

Francis said...

"Let's fuck."

Kathy H said...

The Day Sansabelt® Was Invented

holdyourbatboy said...

"You should really get out of here. The forest is on fire."

mypalmike said...

"Are you here for the support group for humans with grafted-on animal parts?"

"Nay."

Tao Jones said...

"Hey, do you happen to have Domesticated-house-cat-monkey's email address?"

Duff said...

"And not only can I pee standing up I can shit standing up."

NAMBY said...

"See, there's your problem. When you outsource you have to specify which half is which."

"No, you can't ride me into town."

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