Monday, August 24, 2009

Anti-Caption Contest #205






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Much to my surprise, Radosh.net posted last week's Anti-Cap contest. This is a welcome development for those who enjoy the contest. Still, given Daniel's new responsibilities at the The Daily Show (i.e. teaching a poverty stricken nation to laugh again) it seems the Anti-Cap. is a not a priority for our beloved blog meister. It's a dilemma, of course. Specifically, slogging through the many unfunny entries is tedious. But if it is the Anti-Cap contest that has brought validation, adulation and web traffic, how can it be abandoned? For some reason, I thought of this while reading the L.A. Times' review of Liza Minnelli's recent two-night gig at the Hollywood Bowl: She wears her aching vulnerability on her sequined sleeve, turning the audience into her collective caretaker, if not her enabler.

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nyway, due to extremely modest demand, I have selected winners for last week's Anti-Cap Contest. In an effort to enhance the entertainment experience (and because there is nothing good on TV), I made up several new honorable mention categories.
--al in la
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WINNERS: ELITE DIVISION*
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WINNER
Rob: "We'd better hurry back to Radosh.net; Daniel is gonna be re-starting his Anti-Caption Contest today..."*bars come down*
Al: "None of you are going anywhere. You're all going to sit here until you can think of something anti-caption-y to say for my blog, just like you did last week."
Rob: "Um...okay." *whispers* "C'mon guys, hurry!"
Mike: "The prison rape here is obscene."Shirley: "Warden, you crazy bastard! How are you?"
Rob: "I'm...sure glad there aren't any black inmates here to see this...?"
Al: "Nice effort. Go to hell." *poison gas*--Damon
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HONORABLE MENTIONS: ELITE DIVISION*
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"So, it's agreed. Next year, Martha's Vineyard."
--Kathy H
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"I guess at this point we're just waiting on the judge."--Richard Hine
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*Elite Division is comprised of entries posted exclusively on this blog.
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WINNERS: RADOSH DIVISION
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WINNER
The rule of thumb is if they forgo the body cavity search, the pizza will still be warm. -- boneguy_97
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HONORABLE MENTION: GROSS BUT FUNNY
"What's it going to be Mr. Murphy? Do Sally and I have your blessing or do I have to skull-fuck you in front of my future mother-in-law? Take your time, I've got all day." --R.K.
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HONORABLE MENTION: CRYPTIC POLITICAL COMMENTARY
"Fuck Yea. Some Tit-tays and furniture. Gitmo's not so bad anymore. Freedom may not be free, but it's plush. 8 more years! 8 more years!" --Rich Lather
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HONORABLE MENTION: OBSCURE GOODFELLOWS' REFERENCE
Johnny Dio would put the Fritos in a bowl. He smelled up the joint something awful and the hacks used to die. -- tritter
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HONORABLE MENTION: BAD TASTE/PREVIOUS CONTEST REFERENCE
"The self-locking shower doors seem to put off our Jewish overnight guests. Well, it's getting late." -- LV
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HONORABLE MENTION: OBSCURE BASEBALL REFERENCE
"I wish they'd hurry. If I'm not traded before September 1, I can't play in any post-season games." --Tim H
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HONORABLE MENTION: RADOSH MENTION
"Shit, looks like it's time to go post on radosh again." --Pandyora
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Comments??

7 comments:

JohnnyB said...

We goota go. There's a talk show cartoon premise due in here any minute.

Kathy H said...

"Any of youse know how to tell time?"

Tim H said...

"If that waiter don't get back here with our drinks in two minutes, I...I...I dunno what!"

Kathy H said...

"So, it's agreed. Next year, Martha's Vineyard."

Damon said...

Rob: "We'd better hurry back to Radosh.net; Daniel is gonna be re-starting his Anti-Caption Contest today..."

*bars come down*

Al: "None of you are going anywhere. You're all going to sit here until you can think of something anti-caption-y to say for my blog, just like you did last week."

Rob: "Um...okay." *whispers* "C'mon guys, hurry!"

Mike: "The prison rape here is obscene."

Shirley: "Warden, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Rob: "I'm...sure glad there aren't any black inmates here to see this...?"

Al: "Nice effort. Go to hell." *poison gas*

Richard Hine said...

"I guess at this point we're just waiting on the judge."

Anonymous said...

It was worth the wait! Good picks!

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