"I brought along a shit load of primates…I hope you don't mind."
"Pansies? You said PANSIES!!? What are we gonna do with a dozen fucking pansies?"
"I guess I misunderstood when you said you wanted a fling."
"You said one, maybe two monkeys..one MAYBE TWO, you said!"
I'm plum of out head lice.
"They're quick little Warriors, those guys. Especially Klay and Curry."
"And now you know the origin of the feces."
"Is there any chance that you ordered a case from 'Primate Reserve' instead of 'Private Reserve'?"
"She's Charla Nash - take her face off!"
"Get your paws off my bitch you damn dirty ape."
I warned you Zika causes microcephaly.
"Idiot! Why in the hell would I ask for a monkey ranch?"
"Well if you don't want sex, I'll go spank the monkey."
"I didn't think I had to SPELL Reese's."
"I told you we should have rented the apartment with 'old world charm' instead."
"I thought I was your monkey boy."
"Maybe they do share 98.8 percent of my DNA, but they're not MINE, I tell you."
"Well, Ethel, it sure beats the shit out of a knight sword fighting with a dinosaur."
I know, you said 'Don't bring your work home' but the product testing law changed, so what am I supposed to do? No more meth for the monkeys.
"More fun than a barrel of typewriters typing the complete works of Shakespeare."
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