Monday, May 16, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 523


20 comments:

Dex said...

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you wanted a fling."

REX said...

"You said one, maybe two monkeys..one MAYBE TWO, you said!"

boneguy said...

I'm plum of out head lice.

NJ-to-TX said...

"They're quick little Warriors, those guys. Especially Klay and Curry."

Unknown said...

"And now you know the origin of the feces."

Shelly said...

"Is there any chance that you ordered a case from 'Primate Reserve' instead of 'Private Reserve'?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"She's Charla Nash - take her face off!"

Anonymous said...

I warned you Zika causes microcephaly.

Utellme said...

"I didn't think I had to SPELL Reese's."

Unknown said...

"I told you we should have rented the apartment with 'old world charm' instead."

Anonymous said...

"I thought I was your monkey boy."

Anonymous said...

"Maybe they do share 98.8 percent of my DNA, but they're not MINE, I tell you."

Anonymous said...

"Well, Ethel, it sure beats the shit out of a knight sword fighting with a dinosaur."

Anonymous said...

I know, you said 'Don't bring your work home' but the product testing law changed, so what am I supposed to do? No more meth for the monkeys.

NJ-to-TX said...

"More fun than a barrel of typewriters typing the complete works of Shakespeare."

Anonymous said...

"Wait until they get hungry."

Unknown said...

Nothing can bring our son back Sarah

Max said...

Its All About S**





















SUSSAN MORRIS said...

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Tara Omar said...

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