Monday, March 7, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No.513


14 comments:

Dex said...

"I guarantee you there's no problem."

Anonymous said...

"They say God never gives you more handles. Guess they were wrong."

Anonymous said...

"This briefcase sucks."

Anonymous said...

We might taking this "board meeting" thing too literally.

Anonymous said...

Sorry. I understand how you might have thought it was racist. But when I said, "You people have really weird noses", I just meant you and Tom.

Anonymous said...

"And guess what? You're paying for this wall, Pablo."

boneguy said...

What makes you think she died of anorexia?

boneguy said...

Next time grab the short board campaign.

Anonymous said...

"It's for when they serve those giant hot dogs."

NJ-to-TX said...

"I know it's the Flat Earth Society, but couldn't we just use a map instead of a 3D model?"

Anonymous said...

"Nancy Reagan was really thin."

Jim Cavanaugh

Dr Sumguy said...

"After we leave Mississippi, we'll move you to the front handle!"

Anonymous said...

"There's a train heading to Baltimore right now, Malcolm, with nobody to serve dinner on it."

JohnnyO said...

"What's more out of place here... a briefcase with 3 handles or a P.C. Vey character with two eyes?"

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