"?rekcufrehtom uoy ,ehs t'nsi , gur taht edisni s'efiw ruoY"
Glad to see you left the big screen at home.
Hi, and welcome to Bow Down Yoga. [farts]
We're not comfortable letting natural fibers invade the safe space we have created here. Please go.
I’m this generation's Disney… I want to bring dope shit to the world…
Hi, and welcome to Bow Down Yoga. [farts intentionally]
"I don't care what crap you read from Food Babe, yoga mats are perfectly safe."
"You must be Matt."
"Need help with the dining set?"
"I'm hoping your carpet will match the drapes."
"No- every fiber of everything has to be from lululemon."
Now now. We all recognize Yoga Dads have needs too.
"Shoes! ... No service!"
"You want Gambino Liquidators, next door!"
"Good, now hold that position until you achieve yin then get the fuck outta here."
"Your mom might dress you, but she doesn't know shit about yoga. Namaste."
"I know your name is Matt already."
"You want 'Blow Job Yoda'!"
"Your interest in yoga is semi-transparent."
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