Monday, February 29, 2016

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No.512


19 comments:

Anonymous said...

"?rekcufrehtom uoy ,ehs t'nsi , gur taht edisni s'efiw ruoY"

boneguy said...

Glad to see you left the big screen at home.

Anonymous said...

Hi, and welcome to Bow Down Yoga. [farts]

Anonymous said...

We're not comfortable letting natural fibers invade the safe space we have created here. Please go.

Anonymous said...

I’m this generation's Disney… I want to bring dope shit to the world…

Anonymous said...

Hi, and welcome to Bow Down Yoga. [farts intentionally]

NJ-to-TX said...

"I don't care what crap you read from Food Babe, yoga mats are perfectly safe."

REX said...

"You must be Matt."

Anonymous said...

"Need help with the dining set?"

LR said...

"I'm hoping your carpet will match the drapes."

LR said...

"No- every fiber of everything has to be from lululemon."

boneguy said...

Now now. We all recognize Yoga Dads have needs too.

Dr Sumguy said...

"Shoes! ... No service!"

Dr Sumguy said...

"You want Gambino Liquidators, next door!"

Anonymous said...

"Good, now hold that position until you achieve yin then get the fuck outta here."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Your mom might dress you, but she doesn't know shit about yoga. Namaste."

NJ-to-TX said...

"I know your name is Matt already."

Dr Sumguy said...

"You want 'Blow Job Yoda'!"

Dex said...

"Your interest in yoga is semi-transparent."

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