Judge Antonin Scalinla found dead in his South Central trailer park. Obama says no replacement needed.
"Snowblower? I barely knew her!"
"Why are you shoveling the lawn?"
Frankly son, the Secretary of Labor doesn't give a shit.
"Shut up! This is how Trump got his start and he can shovel it with the best of them now."Jim Cavanaugh
"Remember, don't yell, come get me if you find mom."
"Keep shoveling, Timmy. Your mother's under the weather."
"FYI, the wife swap sucked, too"
"I'll be fine, son. They say if you take smaller shovel-loads you'll be less likely to die."
"Really? Where the fuck was it?"
The forecast calls for another foot of snow and suspension of child labor laws.
"This is so gay."
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