Monday, October 19, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 495


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Corporate has requested we have group sex on our own time."

boneguy said...

Ellen, show them your tits so we can get on with things.

Anonymous said...

"Bachelor number two can't understand a fucking word you're saying, Juanita."

LR said...

"We like to bring these guys in when business gets streaky."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Well ... It looks like the Trump facsimile wall ... is working!"

Anonymous said...

"Ten dollars down, ninety to go...Kitty Carlisle."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Gonna keep reading caps until I figure out what those guys are supposed to be."

boneguy said...

Sorry fellows, no one here has heard of "Devo".

Anonymous said...

"The Village People are looking for al. They want to sing Happy Birthday."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"It might look like they're judging you. But they're not. Nobody is judging you. Nobody will ever judge you."

Anonymous said...

"You heard them, Courtney. Show them your tits."

Anonymous said...

"How 'bout these fuckers get a cumshot between the eyes. Melanie?....Christine?..........Jason?"

Trick Question said...

"It's Bob Dylan, Daniel Murphy, and Bill Keane. Which one should we have killed?"

John Mercer said...

sally, did you forget to order the polo ponies again?

Dex said...

"When I said 'Let's get some streakers' I didn't mean these guys."

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