Monday, October 12, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 494


27 comments:

al in la said...

"Hear that guys? 53 is a paranoid schizophrenic with serious anger issues. Great. We can use that. Okay doc, what
else? "

boneguy said...

This way fellas, we fill our quota of one Jew per squad.

Anonymous said...

"Let's ram the ball down these mother's throats."

Anonymous said...

"Dr. Feelgood here is taking orders for post game meds. Don't be shy."

Dex said...

"So statistically speaking, we should get 3.55 yards from a slot right. On Omaha."

boneguy said...

He's from the alinla school. No judging.

Dr Sumguy said...

"According to Doc ... Sack the quarterback ... Then get a stool sample!"

alinla said...

"He's from the boneguy school. Lots of comments. None funny. AND he is very passive aggressive. He refuses to use quotation marks which he knows pisses off alinla, IF alinla actually cared, which he doesn't…Oh… AND slant-right reverse on two…on TWO. "

Dr Sumguy said...

"Doc says your a Freud of psychoanalysis!"

Anonymous said...

"If al really didn't care he, wouldn't be posting".

Anonymous said...

"He's the guy who deflated al's balls."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"65 Toss Power Trap."

boneguy said...

He's taking orders for Langer's. You can't go wrong with the number 19.

Anonymous said...

Rumor has it boneguy has won the real New Yorker Cartoon contest twice with no quotation marks. This shall not pass so we'll run off tackle.

Dr Sumguy said...

"Slmmons goes for psychotherapy, Ellers electroshock, and Dugby for lobotomy (or a bottle in front of me)!"

Jess said...

"Our running game is awful, our passing game is terrible, so we're going to try head games.,"

Anonymous said...

Free quotation marks: limit, 2 to a captioner. " " " " " " " " " "

JohnnyB said...

Christ, what an asshole.

JohnnyB said...

Dr. Adler would like to add you to his professional network on Linkedin.

Anonymous said...

Deny it all you want. He says your all gay.

REX said...

"He says if we don't win it's my mother's fault."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Tampa Bay has traded Doc Zimmerman to the Angry Beavers!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"He asked how you felt seeing the kid in the shower with Sandusky."

smuck said...

"42 hut left! 37 center! Skinny guy, keep on doing my homework! Break!"

Anonymous said...

"Coach said he called you a nigger, so you know what to do on this play."

boneguy said...

Our anger manager suggests that this short yardage situation might be the perfect time for a judicious release of rage.

Anonymous said...

Give it a rest, Hoffman....

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