Monday, October 20, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #448





49 comments:

Shelly said...

"For Mr. Winchler, it's always more of a lateral move than a promotion."

"Beelzi, you crazy bastard, how are you going to get him now?"

"Change our 'on hold' music to Led Zeppelin."

boneguy said...

The Godhead called. Should I put him on hold?

boneguy said...

"Tell Seinfeld he was right. Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

boneguy said...

Before you do something stupid, let me at least check the prices of stairways to heaven on Amazon.

Dr Sumguy said...

"He said he had to take a dump!"

Tim H said...

"If it's Judgment Day, then this must be alinla."

Anonymous said...

"He just headed out to some Goddamn place."

Anonymouse said...

"I don't know if he's coming or going. He never tells me anything."

Kathy H said...

"The auras here are to be seen!"

Kathy H said...

"Can't tell when he's coming back. He just entered the most amazing cronut I've ever seen!"

DR Sumguy said...

"He's just entering the 'Warp Speed Asshole' now! ... I guess I'll be feeding Bentley for the next few days!"

SalmonOfDoubt said...

I'd like to commission a less optimistic mural for my office.

Tim H said...

"Damn! He forgot his golden parachute!"

Anonymouse said...

"Marge, I don't know much about real estate law, but that's one hell of a zoning variance."

Anonymous said...

"He's gone to find someone to judge the anti-cap contest."

Le Chifforobe said...

"Christ? What an asshole."

NJtoTX said...

"She's buying it? Doesn't she drive a Taurus?

boneguy said...

Jesus Mel, can't you use Uber like everybody else?

Dex said...

"I told him to get me a light. No, Bud Light."

Dr Sumguy said...

"He left ... He said he couldn't find piece on earth!"

Tim H said...

"He left. He couldn't prove that he wasn't a robot."

Dr Sumguy said...

"This is crazy ... He coulda gotten this app on his iPhone!"

pg13 said...

"It's working, Mr. Escher. He's going down to Hell!"

Anonymous said...

"Hurry on down, alinla, you're missing judgement day."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Please prove you're not a robot."

Dr Sumguy said...

"He's been studying 'Cloud Relativity' ... This morning he was three miles late for a dental appointment!"

Anonymous said...

"He's walking...he's walking...okay, he just detonated himself. It's safe to say God and Jenkins are both dead."

Tim H said...

"I'm sorry. But Mr. Bradlee had a deadline to meet."

Anonymous said...

“Congratulations, you are the millionth NY’er contestant with a Led Zeppelin reference”

Anonymous said...

I'm not a robot

Anonymous said...

Yes it does look a little like Evrolet Girl's sphincter after that whole Coit Tower / too-many-lettuce-wraps thing she had going on.

Dex said...

"He said he had a headache and went to get two tablets."

Satireguy said...

"Looks like we need a new window."

boneguy said...

Can Carruthers call you back? He's out knock knock knocking on heaven's door.

Maryn age 9 said...

Lucky for him, he hasn't sworn in the last half hour.

Dex said...

"He's celebrating a touchdown."

Anonymous said...

"The heavenly powers here are obscene. "

Jim Cavanaugh

Kathy H said...

"He just started on his 19-Step Program."

Dr Sumguy said...

"He left a note ... 'I'm gay, I'm going on a long trip, I hate leaving my friends behind'!"

gfwrite said...

Take it easy Bob. He's a Hindu. He'll be back.

Anonymous said...

“He died.”

NJtoTX said...

"The boss turned it into some stupid 'Gain Perspective' meme."

Anonymous said...

"He's on that Godawful stairmaster."

Anonymous said...

"Do not go gentle into that good night ? I am sorry sir. I think you got the wrong Dylan."

Boof said...

"Apparently he's on some kind of celestial field trip with the return date left up in the air."

Rich Gere said...

I know god asked for a hamster, but I figure Stevenson will do in a pinch.

Don Don said...

"Let me get this straight; you are in the future and you want me to call you back?"

Anonymous said...

"He went to talk to the sun about this rainy weather."...
"I am looking at him now and evidently he can."

Anonymous said...

"I’m sorry sir. This is not the ‘do not go gentle into that good night’ Dylan. This is the ‘that long cold black cloud is coming down’ Dylan.”

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