"For Mr. Winchler, it's always more of a lateral move than a promotion.""Beelzi, you crazy bastard, how are you going to get him now?""Change our 'on hold' music to Led Zeppelin."
The Godhead called. Should I put him on hold?
"Tell Seinfeld he was right. Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
Before you do something stupid, let me at least check the prices of stairways to heaven on Amazon.
"He said he had to take a dump!"
"If it's Judgment Day, then this must be alinla."
"He just headed out to some Goddamn place."
"I don't know if he's coming or going. He never tells me anything."
"The auras here are to be seen!"
"Can't tell when he's coming back. He just entered the most amazing cronut I've ever seen!"
"He's just entering the 'Warp Speed Asshole' now! ... I guess I'll be feeding Bentley for the next few days!"
I'd like to commission a less optimistic mural for my office.
"Damn! He forgot his golden parachute!"
"Marge, I don't know much about real estate law, but that's one hell of a zoning variance."
"He's gone to find someone to judge the anti-cap contest."
"Christ? What an asshole."
"She's buying it? Doesn't she drive a Taurus?
Jesus Mel, can't you use Uber like everybody else?
"I told him to get me a light. No, Bud Light."
"He left ... He said he couldn't find piece on earth!"
"He left. He couldn't prove that he wasn't a robot."
"This is crazy ... He coulda gotten this app on his iPhone!"
"It's working, Mr. Escher. He's going down to Hell!"
"Hurry on down, alinla, you're missing judgement day."Jim Cavanaugh
"Please prove you're not a robot."
"He's been studying 'Cloud Relativity' ... This morning he was three miles late for a dental appointment!"
"He's walking...he's walking...okay, he just detonated himself. It's safe to say God and Jenkins are both dead."
"I'm sorry. But Mr. Bradlee had a deadline to meet."
“Congratulations, you are the millionth NY’er contestant with a Led Zeppelin reference”
I'm not a robot
Yes it does look a little like Evrolet Girl's sphincter after that whole Coit Tower / too-many-lettuce-wraps thing she had going on.
"He said he had a headache and went to get two tablets."
"Looks like we need a new window."
Can Carruthers call you back? He's out knock knock knocking on heaven's door.
Lucky for him, he hasn't sworn in the last half hour.
"He's celebrating a touchdown."
"The heavenly powers here are obscene. " Jim Cavanaugh
"He just started on his 19-Step Program."
"He left a note ... 'I'm gay, I'm going on a long trip, I hate leaving my friends behind'!"
Take it easy Bob. He's a Hindu. He'll be back.
"The boss turned it into some stupid 'Gain Perspective' meme."
"He's on that Godawful stairmaster."
"Do not go gentle into that good night ? I am sorry sir. I think you got the wrong Dylan."
"Apparently he's on some kind of celestial field trip with the return date left up in the air."
I know god asked for a hamster, but I figure Stevenson will do in a pinch.
"Let me get this straight; you are in the future and you want me to call you back?"
"He went to talk to the sun about this rainy weather."..."I am looking at him now and evidently he can."
"I’m sorry sir. This is not the ‘do not go gentle into that good night’ Dylan. This is the ‘that long cold black cloud is coming down’ Dylan.”
Post a Comment