Sunday, March 2, 2014

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest #418


























WINNERS

FIRST PLACE

Satireguy said... "At least we didn't get the matching loveseat." - I hope you got this one into the actual contest!--NJ-to-TX (JUDGE'S COMMENT: NJ-to-TX could have clicked on over to the real contest and entered this cap – but that's not the way Anti-Cappers roll. Too much effort. This wins strictly based on the peer support which is far more impressive than the cartoon or, for that matter, the caption. )

SECOND PLACE
"Scoot over, you're sitting on its butthole."--reid savid (JUDGE'S COMMENT: When you think about it, he's also sitting on his own “butthole” – so there is a philosophical element here. )

THIRD PLACE
"An orange penis! ... Really! ... Gimme those 'Cheetos'!"--Dr Sumguy (JUDGE'S COMMENT: This cartoon sucks and Cheetos do turn your hands orange, so... This would have won but it has nothing to do with the image. But it's funny, which is all we really care about—right? Well played Doc! Frankly.)

HONORABLE MENTIONS
"I don't even scroll back to Older Posts anymore. They're just a bunch of incongruous drawings like this one with nothing to say."--NJ-to-TX (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Noted. This is cynical, bitter kind of bitchy, so... Also, when you win, venting is allowed.)

"If you don't get off the couch and start judging them again it's going to bite you in the ass."

Jim Cavanaugh (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Jim foolishly believes that sitting on my ass and judging the contest are somehow mutually exclusive.)
























27 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Couch covers come in gargoyle patterns? That's really fucked up, Ted."

Dr Sumguy said...

"There it is again! ... A Borborygmus! ... Really Ted!"

NJ-to-TX said...

"And why is it any worse than that ugly cuckoo clock than nearly dwarfs the TV?"

Anonymous said...

"The big hand is on the twelve and the small hand is on my vagina."

boneguy said...

Halloween is over, dick.

LR said...

"Dick, is this what all the 'loveseats' in the Cheney house look like?"

boneguy said...

This couch is not just ok, it's Sofa King great.

Austin said...

Have you seen the cat?

Austin said...

I just wish you'd stop shitting in front of the tv.

boneguy said...

I disagree. Ebay definitely has its downside.

Don Don said...

"I guess you could call it a "Sleeper sofa" but it is more than that... Much more."

Anonymous said...

"What time is it?"

NJ-to-TX said...

"I don't even scroll back to Older Posts anymore. They're just a bunch of incongruous drawings like this one with nothing to say."

Dr Sumguy said...

"An orange penis! ... Really! ... Gimme those 'Cheetos'!"

Anonymous said...

"If you don't get off the couch and start judging them again it's going to bite you in the ass."

Jim Cavanaugh

Anonymous said...

"Each week's crisis evolves between 8:00 and 8:20 and gets solved between 8:50 and 8:55 only to be replaced by another crisis at 8:57 that continues into next week. So we could be fucking between 8:20 and 8:50 and not miss anything important. Just saying..."

Grandma said...

"You know, it wasn't even sexual, but the last words you spoke made my puss tingle."

NJ-to-TX said...

"Fuck it, Al."

reid savid said...

"Scoot over, you're sitting on its butthole."

NJ-to-TX said...

"How did you get all those lacerations on your thing?"

Anonymous said...

"Your mother pa......wait! I'm saving this one for the real contest. It's been five fucking years since I won that thing.

Satireguy said...

"At least we didn't get the matching loveseat."

Satireguy said...

"I think the sofa needs to go out."

Dr Sumguy said...

"Funny? ... The manufacture's label says ... 'YaYaBaby'!"

pg13 said...

NJ-to-TX said...

Satireguy said... "At least we didn't get the matching loveseat." - I hope you got this one into the actual contest!

Anonymous said...

"Wow! That's some big needle!" Oh wait...he hasn't updated the contest cartoon yet.

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