Monday, October 12, 2009
Anti-Caption Contest #212
"OK, you win. My grandpa worked for NASA and, yes, he used to rape me."--Penelope Guthrie
Topical, Insensative AND Funny Dept.
"It's not bad, but it doesn't give me the euphoric high I experience when I masturbate while suspended from the ceiling by a belt fastened around my neck. You got anything like that?"--R.K
Old School Anti-Cap Dept
"I feel silly, you crazy bastard. How the hell are you?" --Johnny B.
.Good Use of the oft mis-used word `Splooged' Dept.
"I think I just splooged on your thruster knob." --Steve_O
A hyphen is not the same as an em-dash Dept.
"D-o-c, a-r-e y-o-u s-u-r-e t-h-i-s i-s t-h-e b-e-s-t w-a-y t-o g-e-n-e-r-a-t-e a-a s-e-m-e-n s-a-m-p-l-e?" --Sarah
If it means that much to you Dept.
"I don't know, doc. I'm starting to feel like a fraud. I just mention Radosh in my anti-caption and I feel alinla is gonna give me at least an honorable mention. Plus, I feel kind of stupid bring $250 in quarters to every session." --Richard Hine
Classic song also came to judge's mind Dept.
."And I think it's gonna be a long long timeTill touch down brings me round again to findI'm not the man they think I am at homeOh, no no no. I'm a rocket manRocket man burning out his fuse up here alone." --Tim H
Topical but not really funny Dept.
"Thanks for letting me do this doc. I never really had a childhood after that day forty years ago when my dad made me hide in the garage one afternoon while he told the news media I'd floated away in his helium-filled balloon." --Anonymous