Monday, September 14, 2009

Anti-Cap Contest #208



WINNERS
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First Place
"Finally! Simultaneous oargasms." --dwilk
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Honorable Mentions
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Honorable Mention: Potty Mouth Girl Div.
"I swear to God I'm fucking going to take this fucking oar and shove it down your fucking throat, you hear that? I swear to God." --Kathy H.
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Honorable Mention: Unfunny But Old School Anti-Cap>.
"For the last time: 'The oars here are obscene!'." Tim H.
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Honorable Mention: Passive Agressive Understated Humor
"Thanks for trading the steering wheel and my seat for these oars; that was brilliant. By the way, I traded your kayak for a gun. Get in the trunk."--Damon
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Honorable Mention: Not Funny But Environmentally Responsible
"You will thank me when the Ice caps melt!" --Jim Keller
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Honorable Mention: Encourage Johnny B to Keep Trying said...
"I sing 'Row, row, row, your car...', and THEN you start in. Got it? Let's try. --Johnny B a
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16 comments:

Tim H said...

"For the last time: 'The oars here are obscene!'."

NAMBY said...

"It's was uncle Teddy's last wish that we establish a driving school in his memory."

Kathy H said...

"I swear to God I'm fucking going to take this fucking oar and shove it down your fucking throat, you hear that? I swear to God."

dwilk said...

“Look, bitch! If we want to make a right turn, I push and you pull. It’s like sex.”

Mr. Scrumptious said...

"..More like Shitty Shitty Bang Bang, don't ya think?"

Damon said...

"You thought I said I had two whores in my car? Nope. You're already one too many."

Anonymous said...

"I agree this makes it a bit easier, but I voted for Obama to get us out of shit creek."

Damon said...

"Thanks for trading the steering wheel and my seat for these oars; that was brilliant. By the way, I traded your kayak for a gun. Get in the trunk."

Jim Kellner said...

"You will thank me when the Ice caps melt!"

mypalmike said...

"Hey, it's a 1984 Dodge Aries K. You didn't expect the engine to get us all the way across town, did you?"

Rich Lather said...

"Your dad was right. We actually will wind up on skid row."

heidi said...

"What? You thought 'Jew canoe' was just a saying?...And besides that fucking Holland tunnel is six bucks. Stroke, Ethel stroke!"

JohnnyB said...

"I sing 'Row, row, row, your car...', and THEN you start in. Got it? Let's try again."

Anonymous said...

"Crew my ass! You want me to do all the rowing!"

dwilk said...

"Finally! Simultaneous oargasms."

dwilk said...

"Fucking L.L. Bean starts selling cars too."

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