WINNERS
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First Place
"Finally! Simultaneous oargasms." --dwilk
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Honorable Mentions
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Honorable Mention: Potty Mouth Girl Div.
"I swear to God I'm fucking going to take this fucking oar and shove it down your fucking throat, you hear that? I swear to God." --Kathy H.
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Honorable Mention: Unfunny But Old School Anti-Cap>.
"For the last time: 'The oars here are obscene!'." Tim H.
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Honorable Mention: Passive Agressive Understated Humor
"Thanks for trading the steering wheel and my seat for these oars; that was brilliant. By the way, I traded your kayak for a gun. Get in the trunk."--Damon
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Honorable Mention: Not Funny But Environmentally Responsible
"You will thank me when the Ice caps melt!" --Jim Keller
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Honorable Mention: Encourage Johnny B to Keep Trying said...
"I sing 'Row, row, row, your car...', and THEN you start in. Got it? Let's try. --Johnny B a
"I sing 'Row, row, row, your car...', and THEN you start in. Got it? Let's try. --Johnny B a
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11 comments:
"For the last time: 'The oars here are obscene!'."
"It's was uncle Teddy's last wish that we establish a driving school in his memory."
"You thought I said I had two whores in my car? Nope. You're already one too many."
"I agree this makes it a bit easier, but I voted for Obama to get us out of shit creek."
"Thanks for trading the steering wheel and my seat for these oars; that was brilliant. By the way, I traded your kayak for a gun. Get in the trunk."
"You will thank me when the Ice caps melt!"
"Hey, it's a 1984 Dodge Aries K. You didn't expect the engine to get us all the way across town, did you?"
"Your dad was right. We actually will wind up on skid row."
"What? You thought 'Jew canoe' was just a saying?...And besides that fucking Holland tunnel is six bucks. Stroke, Ethel stroke!"
"I sing 'Row, row, row, your car...', and THEN you start in. Got it? Let's try again."
"Finally! Simultaneous oargasms."
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