"Who knew conjoined twins can't become zombies?"
Let me tell you one more thing I know about the Zombie...
"Excuse me, Wanda, but I have a first amendment right to serve cookies."
"Grab the chainsaw, sweetie. I think the souffle is done."
I'm sorry, I thought the marijuana brownies would destroy their brains. I didn't have time to research it http://healthpsych.psy.vanderbilt.edu/2009/MarijuanaBrain.htm
Catering a Tea Party event has its challenges.
Looks like Capri pants are back in.
"He wants to know if the cookies are glutenfree."
"Save some for Joaquin Dead!"
"No feet, No service!"
"These deadbeats voted in Obama and now I have to feed them."
"Heston! Get those cold, dead hands over here and grab a burger!"
"I think we should see other people."
"You need to do more squats and deadlifts."
"The chef recommends ... The 'fino aperitif', followed by the 'eaux de vie'!"
Before today, I was fuzzy on the difference between being baked and being wasted.
"Get the flamethrower and let's make brownies!"
"Come and get it ... Leggs ... Over easy!"
"That you, Al? Have we gotten rid of enough interest in these contests?"
"Tastes like Jimmy Hoffa!"
"there's love and there is a cry for love."
"What's the Mexican word for "Manicure"?
"What is "Mr. hand's" screaming? Don't blow their heads off or feed them cookies?"
"Don't grab any more tits - we're just going to have body parts to clean up."
"He's coming to get you, Barbara."
"you either start shooting or I am going to have to get in the kitchen and start baking some more cookies."
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"Who knew conjoined twins can't become zombies?"
Let me tell you one more thing I know about the Zombie...
"Excuse me, Wanda, but I have a first amendment right to serve cookies."
"Grab the chainsaw, sweetie. I think the souffle is done."
I'm sorry, I thought the marijuana brownies would destroy their brains. I didn't have time to research it http://healthpsych.psy.vanderbilt.edu/2009/MarijuanaBrain.htm
Catering a Tea Party event has its challenges.
Looks like Capri pants are back in.
"He wants to know if the cookies are glutenfree."
"Save some for Joaquin Dead!"
"No feet, No service!"
"These deadbeats voted in Obama and now I have to feed them."
"Heston! Get those cold, dead hands over here and grab a burger!"
"I think we should see other people."
"You need to do more squats and deadlifts."
"The chef recommends ... The 'fino aperitif', followed by the 'eaux de vie'!"
Before today, I was fuzzy on the difference between being baked and being wasted.
"Get the flamethrower and let's make brownies!"
"Come and get it ... Leggs ... Over easy!"
"That you, Al? Have we gotten rid of enough interest in these contests?"
"Tastes like Jimmy Hoffa!"
"there's love and there is a cry for love."
"What's the Mexican word for "Manicure"?
"What is "Mr. hand's" screaming? Don't blow their heads off or feed them cookies?"
"Don't grab any more tits - we're just going to have body parts to clean up."
"He's coming to get you, Barbara."
"you either start shooting or I am going to have to get in the kitchen and start baking some more cookies."
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