WINNERS
FIRST
PLACE
He
wants us to roll around in flour so I can see his face and he can
find the wet spot.--boneguy (JUDGE'S
COMMENT: When explaining the proper technique for making love to a
woman of ample proportions, the frat guys at my school would suggest
you “Roll 'em flour and fuck the wet spot.” This reminded me of
that and thus recalled my youth—a simpler time of kegs parties and
drunk girls of all shapes and sizes. The Zen perfection of it all.)
SECOND
PLACE
"OK,
I admit he is a little bit light in the loafers."--Shelly
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Appropriate for the image I suppose. A wink-wink way to say
gay. You don't really hear it anymore. Had a friend who would say
so-and-so was “Gay as a goose” which is a bit more heavy handed
and no less well intended because he didn't mean it ina bad way.)
THIRD
PLACE
"Sorry
David ... We can't see you right now!"--Dr Sumguy
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: It's funny because
it's true. Equal measures metaphysical and literal. Probably wouldn't
win the real contest. They would dismiss it as “too Far Side-ish.”
)
HONORABLE
MENTIONS
"Clown
to the left of me, joker
to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you."--Anonymous
(JUDGE'S COMMENT:
Rferences the classic song from Stealers Wheel written and sang by
Gerry Rafferty. I read
that the song was about Bob Dylan's reaction to an record industry
party. And up until it was posted in this contest, I always thought
in was “clowns” I realive now its “clown.” So there's that.)
"Every
time a contest got fewer captions than the last one, more of him
disappeared."--NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: So begins a string of Anti-Caps that mention your Anti-Cap
Judge--or lack there of. But in the cartoon it would seem he is
completely invisible I'm still breathing as is the contest.)
alinla
used to provide us with some pleasant diversion every week, but he
seems to have disappeared lately.--james
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: That's touching. Exactly the type of faint praise that
compells a man to do the things he's been fixin' to do when he gets
around to it.)
"al,
you haven't been the same since Johnny B. left."--Anonymous
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: It was like the day
JFK was killed, the shuttle disaster and the night W. was elected
[either time] all rolled into one. But I got over it. )
"It's
al. He's not even a shadow of his old self."--Anonymous
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Comparatively speaking,
I'm no better or worse then I used to be. I still toil in obscurity
but I may break big any day.)
"His
name's Al and apparently no one has seen him for a while."--Anonymous
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: When you
think about it there is nothing apparent about not seeing someone.)
"Whadya
think al? Are you gonna pronounce this fucker officially dead?"
--Jim
Cavanaugh (JUDGE'S COMMENT: No.)
"It
would seem that Radosh.net has become completely dormant. I am
committed to posting the contest here each Sunday night along with
winners from the previous week. Below are this week's winners along
with my two cents." - 7/10/10. --Thanks for a great
four years, Al! (JUDGE'S COMMENT: How touching that someone would
take the trouble to go back and get this. I feel the need to point
out that it doesn't constitute a legally enforceable contract.)
34 comments:
He wants us to roll around in flour so I can see his face and he can find the wet spot.
"Sorry David ... We can't see you right now!"
"Waddia think ... Too much starch?"
"The suit, makes the man! ... (maybe in Iron Man 3)
"I'm getting it tailored for your six-pack abs."
"They call him bonelessguy because, well...you'll find out."
"We shudda given Lil Timmy the growth hormone when we had the chance! ... Damn those Christian Scientists!"
"OK, I admit he is a little bit light in the loafers."
Being the middle child has never been easy, right Cleary?
"Now I'm over here, now I'm over here, now I'm over here..."
"Some party."
"Clown to the left of me, joker to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you."
"When I asked him what would he like for dinner ... He mentioned something about changing his refractive index to that of air ... I guess that means we're having leftover pot roast again!"
"And the last thing he said was ... 'You're going to like the way I look; I guarantee it'!"
"Alright, Don Draper, it's time for you to get back to work!"
That washer in the desert isn't worth shit.
"The older you get the better you were."
"His name's Al and apparently no one has seen him for a while."
"Every time a contest got fewer captions than the last one, more of him disappeared."
"Yes, that is the invisible bird."
And now, "The Exciting Adventures of Paul on the Floor"
"I ain't been seein' nobody."
"Get dressed, Frank. You're gonna be late for your 9:00 am presentation."
"It's al. He's not even a shadow of his old self."
Jim Cavanaugh
"What's your stance a straight person coming out of the closet?"
alinla used to provide us with some pleasant diversion every week, but he seems to have disappeared lately.
"He used to be a Permanent Press Dry Cleaner, but once he retired, he became depressed!"
"What's your stance on a straight person coming out of the closet?"
"He thinks he's Ralph Waldo Ellison, but now I'm like, where's Waldo?"
I put your beer in the freezer, right behind his head.
"It would seem that Radosh.net has become completely dormant. I am committed to posting the contest here each Sunday night along with winners from the previous week. Below are this week's winners along with my two cents." - 7/10/10. Thanks for a great four years, Al!
"al, you haven't been the same since Johnny B. left."
"Nothing."
Seems like we're stuck here in eternity. What do you make of the silly cartoon with the snorting bull?
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