NOTE: With the New Yorker on its year end hiatus, the Anti-Caption contest is stretched over two weeks. I would declare a week one winner but that's like shoveling the walk while it's still snowing. I figured we'd let it ride. In no way will this elevate the overall quality of the entries, but it will give JohnnyB and the rest of you mugs something to do. The photo was taken by Mrs. alinla while we were strolling along Hollywood Blvd. recently. It's me and a few elves we befriended. It was a chilly blustery night but the warmth of the holiday spirit was with us. I smile with the confidence of a man who has discreetly moved his wallet to the pocket inside his jacket.
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The als here are obscene.
"No Mr. Bond, I expect you to pose with transvestite elves."
Unemployed writer nails job interview.
Ho Ho Ho. Al. Ho
“Going for a stroll,”
Reports Al in L.A.,
“On Hollywood Boulevard,
The elves were dressed so gay.
They took me to a room
Ready to go to town
It turns out, like a Christmas tree
They had balls hanging down.”
Tranny elves, tranny elves
Seduced Al in L.A.
They opened up their packages
And led the boy astray
"Excuse me . . . now which one of you is alinla???"
---blw
I see that al in la has finally landed that plum lead in the new sitcom "Trans-Al-vania".
"This is it!...The doomed relaunch of the Jackson 5."
"Why can't blonds wear miniskirts on Hollywood Blvd.?...Because their balls will show."
alinla and four other friends now have the new Facebook profile.
"BEST. PORNO. EVER!"
One of these things is not like the others
One of these things just doesn't belong
Can you tell which thing is not like the others?
The one with the beard, born without any schlong
"...on the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me, four hos a-whoring..."
More important, however, is what Al learned about himself in LA
He keeps running for the shelter of his Santa's little helper
Now playing in Hollywood: The Four Tops (and a bottom)!
"Tranny-Lover, you look like a good guy. Thanks for keeping the contest alive. Happy Holidays to you and the mrs."
"With SoCal's upcoming Storm of the Century. Or Something, just remind the 'Ladies' why there are no streetwalkers in Venice. Y'know, the one in Italy. With all that water and such."
What? You mean they're not attracted to me because of my rapier wit?
Hey Al, if you were to judge anti-caps from your new friends, would that make you a "TV critic?"
Merry Christmas to al
And to al a good night
#4 has a clip-on?
al used to be Hooked on Phonics but now his hookers are phonies.
At least you had home training enough to remove your hat when in the presence of ladies.
Why move your wallet when 15 minutes after this photo was taken you were removing its contents anyway?
Does Mrs. Alinla also cling more tightly to her purse when African-American males board the elevator?
“When you’re finished here, al, we’ll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project.”
homage to RH
It appears Al-in-la likes bobbing for Adam's apples.
Merry Christmas, Mr. and Mrs. al.
Thanks for bringing a little laughter into our lives.
One of the gang
Happy alidays.
"Every time an Anti-Caption rings true to al, an angel gets its wings" -cta
Jingle balls, jingle balls
al goes al the way
oh what fun it is to ride
when you're openly gay-ay!
The next words out of alinla's mouth were "Tranny, will you read me a bedtime story?"
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