If I close it, we can fuck right here.
You just broke your mother's back, loser.
"The showers here are extreme."
"It's a trumprella."
It's also known as black rain or the giant tears of the GOP establishment.
"It's a big enough umbrella. Are you wet?"
"This is why I hate living near Gulliver, having to own a cumbrella."
"They are the bitter tears of beaten and humiliated Republicans...What?...Too soon?"
If it floods we can use it as a canoe.
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