Monday, November 23, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 500


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  1. Maybe being a horse thief isn't your thing.

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  2. "Seabiscuit ... Why the long face?"

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  3. "She ain't looking too good! I think she needs a new coat of bottom palnt.

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  4. "You're perfect for our posse to hunt down them scallop rustlers."

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  5. "Why you must be that Jason Seahorse feller, last white cornerback to play in the Aquatic Football League!"

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  6. "Line!" -on the set of Waterworld II.

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  7. "Yes, for the tenth time, I see horse!"

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  8. "Lemme guess, this IS your first rodeo."

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  9. "Next high tide is at noon ... Be on it!"

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  10. "Who the hell are you, Billy the Squid?"

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  11. " The brothel's right behind you if you're hankerin' to see whores."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  12. “I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs.”

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  13. "This global warming shit got you spooked good, don't it?"

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  14. "How the hell does that thing even breathe?"

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  15. "A horse is a horse of course of course, unless it's an undersea horse of course, and then it's not an uhhhhhhh, Fuck! I forgot how the rest of it goes."

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  16. We'll need 15 more of them critters! They just legalized seaweed!

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  17. "Doc, you know jack-shit about cowboyin'…but bein' how yer a neurosurgeon and all…well I guess yer hired!"

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  18. Maybe, if this WAS the dawning of the age of aquarum.

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