Monday, November 30, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 501


19 comments:

  1. "I don't know. It seems a little buggery-y to me"

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  2. "Shit! And now I'm down to my last quarter."

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  3. "I dunno. Could mean space exploration, or we're about to have a collision with the USS Smiley!"

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  4. "You know, I was more comfortable with the Enigma Machine."

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  5. "I thought joining the NAV-E would involve more high tech"

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  6. "Now they'll know we're gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."

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  7. "Jolly Roger Roger. Got it."

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  8. "Call me crazy, but it just doesn't say 'dreadnought' to me."

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  9. "That's uh... not how facebook works."

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  10. "Try sticking the thumbs up on the bottom up your bottom."

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  11. "I'm haunted by the faces of your vexillology."

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  12. "You're well on your way to making petty officer."

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  13. "The captain says they're geometric logic symbols to help him figure out who ate the missing strawberries. I just think he's fuckin' nuts."

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  14. "No, I get it now. Ensign Smiley had one serving, Commander Pfister had two...and it was Queeg who ate up the last of the strawberries, that bastard!"

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  15. "Makes me think somebody in communications, is a script kiddie hacker!"

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  16. "Uhhhhh, Siskel and Ebert give us two thumbs up?"

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  17. For the longest time I thought Tora,Tora,Tora was some poor Japanese Jewish kid complaining about Bar Mitzvah training.

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  18. "We could use a little friendly fire for a change."

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  19. Lucky for us we're all getting iPhones next week.

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