Monday, November 16, 2015

New Yorker Anti-Caption Contest No. 499


21 comments:

  1. "I guess God doesn't have much to say today."

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  2. "Well, Obama did promise rains."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  3. "Just a reminder, I'd like a huge pearl necklace."

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  4. "Hope a big fat raindrop lands on your big fat head you big fat loser."

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  5. I don't know what the hell you did to piss off Burt Bacharach!

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  6. "You forgot to kiss me goodbye."

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  7. "You are a number! You are not a free man!"

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  8. "Turn it upside-down, the cartoonist wants you to say something."

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  9. "No, Mr. Loman, I expect you to die."

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  10. Just a little reminder to end OUR dry spell when you get home today!

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  11. "Showers today. Heavy at times."

    Jim Cavanaugh

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  12. "Don't move. Something's about to bash your head in."

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  13. "I got the Bausch and Lomb eyedrops at Costco, why?"

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  14. "God's tears!!…He's a huge Mets fan, you know!"

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  15. "Run Henry, Run ... It's a rain of terror!"

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  16. "Just in time for Christmas- a shitload of acid rain, dear."

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  17. "911! ... Delete that iCloud download!"

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  18. "Text me if you get there."

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