10 Things Not To Say on a Job Interview

(NOTE To Anti-Cappers: Scroll down for contest #195 AFTER you read this and make a comment.)


No. 10 "Sorry I'm late. I usually don't get up before noon."
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No. 9 "Does your health care plan cover persistent flatulence?"
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No. 8 "My last job? I left of my own free will. They couldn't prove a god-damn thing. "
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No. 7 "I see you have one of those computer thingies. I wouldn't trade my IBM Selectric for anything!"
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No. 6 "Is that a picture of your wife? I'd hit that."
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No. 5 "I'm all about diversity. My maid is Mexican."
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No. 4 "I see you are a Red Sox fan. Man, do you remember how that ball went through Buckner's legs in '86? Holy shit that was sweet. "
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No. 3 "Do you get the sense that a lot of men working HR are gay? I sure do."
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No. 2 "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

No. 1 "I was a print journalist for 20 years."
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