WINNERS
FIRST
PLACE (TIE)
“Who
knew we could order 12 midget hookers and both pay and enjoy them
under the table!"--NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: This somehow manages to be stupid and brilliant.
Who better than midget hookers to give you a little head?)
"Welcome
to the first meeting of the Boogers Appreciation Society."--NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Gross and juvenile, yet undeniably brilliant in a
Anti-cap sort of way. Will there be a second meeting? NJ-to-TX reaffirms his stature as the Alpha Dawg Anti-Capper. )
SECOND
PLACE
"Well,
HERE'S your problem."--Evan (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Something a
mechanic would say, we can all agree. Works best if you assume these
people are the quality control team for an office furniture company.)
HONORABLE
MENTIONS
"I'm
haunted by the laces of my victims."
--Jim
Cavanaugh (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Good use of a classic. Nice one Jim!)
"...because
the last time al got us together he went "yard" on
Giancarlo's head."--Anonymous (JUDGE'S COMMENT: NOT a
reference to me, I am happy to say. This re-calls the memorable line
from the “Untouchables.” With baseball season on the horizon it
seems perfect.)
"Worst.
Circle jerk. Ever."--Steve_O (JUDGE'S COMMENT:
Second worst. Don't forget our little contest here.)
24 comments:
"Well, HERE'S your problem."
Welcome to the 2015 meeting of the Union of Car Mechanics.
"Now remember, when he walks in everyone yell SURPRISE."
"Welcome to the first meeting of the Boogers Appreciation Society."
"...because the last time al got us together he went "yard" on Giancarlo's head."
Next time Perkins, bring enough chewing gum for everyone.
"Is this what you call a 'table d'hote'!"
"I now call the 114th session of the United States Congress to order."
(Head from under table) "So...we all agree: Disaster Drills are useless but still a nice diversion. "
"Who farted?!"
"Who knew we could order 12 midget hookers and both pay and enjoy them under the table!"
Find the shoes that don't match - Highlights CEO Magazine.
"Looks like they found a coupon code for ... join.me!"
"Who's ready for The Human Centipede 3"
Though well intended, the effort to bring together people suffering from Social Anxiety Disorder yielded predictable results.
"I'm haunted by the laces of my victims."
Jim Cavanaugh
...and then Belushi yelled "Gator!"
"Right,first order of business is to vote on today's blow me guy."
Another workplace shooting
Well, I'll be darned, Jim, you're right, and George, Fred, Bill, Tom, Larry, Art, Tim, Wylie, DeShawn and Iggy were all right. There are no data hookups under here. But no big deal, we don't have computers.
"Can…anyone…reach…the [choke, gage].. water? "
NOTE: The about caption will seem funnier if you assume it is a company we all hate and there has been some type of chemical weapon attack that has left the people dying a slow horrible death.
Ostrich Corp.'s fourth quarter numbers sure look worse than expected.
"Neasles epidemic strikes the CDC!"
Whose idea was it to hire ISIS Janitorial Services?
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