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WINNERS
FIRST
PLACE
Whose
idea was it to throw a Gary Gilmore themed party?--boneguy
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Gilmore, of course, was dispatched by fireing squad
which, we all know, requires a wall. Somehow we're to believe this
would be the basis for a party. Bottom-line: this is really stupid,
just horrible, but obscure, imaginative and morbid. So...)
SECOND
PLACE
Like
the Doors said "You cannot partition the Lord with prayer."
And
Dylan said "Everybody must get bricks." or something like
that.--gfwrite (JUDGE'S
COMMENT: These's a lot going on here. The partition part has merit as
a smart pun, but why would he be doing it while citing a quote that
says you can't? And in this one instance the Dylan reference brings
nothing to the party.)
THIRD
PLACE
"Hey,
Hon, hows about we play a little Krazy
Kat and Ignatz?"--Kathy
H (JUDGE'S
COMMENT: KK was a love struck feline routinely conked on the head
with brinks hurled my a mouse. It seemed stupid to me even when I was
5. And this is very politically incorrect Kathy. Shame on you.)
HONORABLE
MENTIONS
You
know the three little pigs is an allegory, right?--boneguy
(JUDGE'S COMMENT : I always
thought it was a cautionary tale and a nod to sensible building
codes.)
I
think there's mortar this than meets the eye--Anonymous
(JUDGE'S COMMENT : There
really isn't, but I feel duty bound to say “Yeah...okay.”)
"The
trowelers here are obscene."
--
Jim Cavalryman
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Nice. Very nice.)
44 comments:
"Nothing."
"Something there is that doesn't love a wall, and it just walked in."
"I'm such a wall nut! A-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...."
"Don't worry. It's just a trial separation."
"All in all, it's just another brick in the wall."
"Achtung, baby! Welcome to the Berlin Wall 2.0!"
"I'm self-quarantining."
"It's a homage to Occupy Wall Street."
"I got it at WALMART, in the change of wife section!"
"The trowelers here are obscene."
Jim Cavanaugh
You know the three little pigs is an allegory, right?
"I told you I joined the Masons. Do you hear anything I say?"
Whose idea was it to throw a Gary Gilmore themed party?
"Don't worry. I used to work for a prestigious Law Street wall firm."
"Since you're here, could you hand me that cask of amontillado?"
"Now the light of your lamp won't interfere with my TV watching!"
"This is nothing. Wait until you see the steeplechase horses I bought!"
"I'm forming a coalition with other pro-European parties according to the wishes of President Poroshenko!!"
"Oh, jeez. Today would be the day that they're picking up the rug!"
Dr Sumgut is the adopted siamese twin of Dr Sumguy.
I'm sorry you lost your dentures, hon, but your Polident makes a most excellent mortar.
It's my latest invention. Analog Tetris.
"Six bricks short of a full load, huh?"
"I'm bricking myself in for no apparent reason."
"How do you brick a camel?"
"Would you mind tuckpointing me in tonight?"
"Roger Waters is coming!!!"
"I've decided to play both ends against the middle!"
Your television is better served in a different voting district.
"Because bricks are the only thing getting laid around here anymore".
Jim Cavanaugh
"Wedding? I thought you said Red Wing!"
Cavanaugh goes yard!
"A wall between you and I? God, no! It's a wall between you and me."
"Hey, Hon, hows about we play a little Krazy Kat and Ignatz?"
"It's a win-win - the perfect fusion of my love of bricklaying with your hatred of our marriage."
I think there's mortar this than meets the eye
"Ich bin ein Berliner."
"Hon, did you know that IKEA sells bricks?!"
I'm leaving an opening for you to hand beer through.
I shit one of these every day you came home so now I'm going to use them.
Hey, I'm not in to proving our marriage counselor wrong, so there you go.
Like the Doors said "You cannot partition the Lord with prayer."
And Dylan said "Everybody must get bricks." or something like that.
How was your trip to Liberia, honey?
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