WINNERS
FIRST PLACE
"This works ... If you don't want to go nowhere!"--Dr Sumguy(JUDGE'S COMMENT: This wins because it is the very thought that hits me around 4 a.m. while I'm pecking away at my keyboard, then jump over to YouTube to watch vintage hockey fights, then over to BuzzFeed to look at adorable cat pictures then over to other sites to look at, you know, other stuff... [You get the picture.] Appropriate for the image, philosophical AND it has bad grammar. Not at all funny, but this speaks to me. )
SECOND PLACE
˙ƃop ǝɥʇ pǝǝɟ oʇ uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ s,ʇI—ʞɔnɯs (JUDGE'S COMMENT: "A"for effort. Not the first time someone has entered an upside-down cap but we're left to wonder what, exactly, they are going to feed the dog and how do you get the words to go upside down.)
THIRD PLACE
"They call him boneguy because, well...he won the real contest."--Anonymous (JUDGE'S COMMENT: Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. Around here that matters not, but I give this props the way an actor who doesn't give a shit about the awards shows up on Oscar night because it is important to other people. Also, not to sound bitter, but I stopped caring about that thing after I entered something that should have won but didn't.)
HONORABLE MENTION
,,˙sᴉɥʇ op uɐɔ ʎpoqʎu∀,,--Anonymous (JUDGE'S COMMENT: No me. So...)
If this is the New Yorker cartoon storage room, where is the desert and the deserted island?--JohnnyB (JUDGE'S COMMENT: You can see the wheels were turning and, yes, J.B. makes a valid point. Still, you can not store a desert or a deserted island in a storage room. You just can't Johnny. As always: thanks for playing.)
35 comments:
Remember when you told me you couldn't find the Crazy Glue?
Was it you who said "what harm would a little ceiling Velcro do?"
"I like it".
"They call him boneguy because, well...he won the real contest."
"See? Twice as much room to hoard more stuff!"
"Damn that Amazon one-click ordering!"
"Someone forgot to invert the dog again."
If this is the New Yorker cartoon storage room, where is the desert and the deserted island?
"The hoarders here are obscene."
Jim Cavanaugh
"This works ... If you don't want to go nowhere!"
"Your turn to walk Fluffy!"
So we had to move to Australia!"
My testicles feel unusually buoyant.
"Sofa so good"
"You had to rent a favela in Rio ... Now what?"
"This cartoon sucks ... Gravity blows!"
"Ur anus is now pointed towards God ... Interesting?"
"Fucking feng shui."
"It was awfully nice of them to put us up for the night."
"Any advice on how to use their inverted toilets?"
"Hey baby, 69 upside down is still 69!"
"Finally, my man-cave has stalactits"
˙ƃop ǝɥʇ pǝǝɟ oʇ uɹnʇ ɹnoʎ s,ʇI
,,˙sᴉɥʇ op uɐɔ ʎpoqʎu∀,,
“Yes, Fred, you stuck the couch where the sun doesn’t shine.”
"I feel like we're drifting."
"So now we just wait for the Another Earth people to come home?"
"At least we're safe ... Chance's of being bitten by Luis Suarez are zero!"
"No, it's your turn to walk the dog."
Does getting bitten hurt more in Spanish?
"Wow, the Poseidon Adventure sucks even worse from this angle."
"I'm a really big ceiling fan."
"Don't go in the bathroom."
"'Let the kids go outside and play,' you said."
"If you think this is a headfuck, wait till the dog takes a dump on the ceiling."
"Wait a few weeks and watch me park the car."
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