WINNERS
FIRST PLACE
"It
doesn't matter what the final score is. I decide who
wins."--Anonymous
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: The opposite of funny but highly insightful. In 2000, the
Supreme Court effectively handed the presidency of the United States
to a candidate who received exactly 543,895 fewer votes than
his opponent. And, no, I have not gotten over it.)
SECOND PLACE
I
think the McEnroe v. World ruling was overkill for this
sport.--gfwrite
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: A commentary on the bad-sport former tennis pro John
McEnroe. He proved that a major asshole can still be highly
successful. Other examples abound. [See First Place comment.])
THIRD
PLACE
"Scalia,
you crazy bastard! How the heck are you ruling on this
one?"--Anonymous
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Nice to see someone has not forgotten our cherished classic
Anti-Caps. This works because Antonin Scalia is indeed a crazy
bastard. Quick reminder: It has long been a pet peeve of mine when
Anti-Cappers insert “heck” or “hell” into this one. For the
record the original
is:
“Fusilli you crazy bastard. How are you?")
HONORABLE
MENTIONS
This
comment has been removed by the author.--JohnnyB
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: It would appear that legendary Anti-Capper Johnny B was
ready to stage a comeback, but decided “Why bother?” Nice to see
your name the line up even if it was scratched, J.B. )
Nice
striptease, JohnnyB.--Anonymous
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Cute. But this does not work because the subject matter in
question is not a comic strip. So this is an appropriate tribute that
hinges on an inappropriate pun. [See what your missing Johnny?] )
"The
hours here are supreme."--al
in la
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Yes, I was the one who entered this. I figured it was a low
impact way of demonstrating my interest.)
"Arthur
Dexter Bradley’s still in the game, but it ain't him to blame. He's
only a pawn. Everybody said they'd stand behind him when the game got
rough. Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land where
justice is a game."--NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: A mangled nod to Bob that borrows from three songs. [Do you
really need me to name them?] The effort is appreciated, such as it
is. My favorite Dylan quote may be this: “Behind every beautiful
thing, there's been some kind of pain.”)
29 comments:
"The hours here are supreme."
Who am I to judge?
Which one's Wade?
Was the last thing heard from that airliner a ping or a pong?
In this economy, you can get the interns to do anything.
Best three out of five. The loser gets the chair.
"I don't know, I keep going back-and-forth on this one."
"Are you kidding? This is a perfect case to hand down to a lower court."
"It's Lady Gaga ... She used to be a man ... Basically it's ping pong without balls!"
"Pong hits? Aren't we ruling on Bong Hits 4 Jesus?"
"I miss the foosball table."
"It's Renee Richards ... Her latest book is titled ... Table Tennis Without Balls!"
What say we knock off and check out the new girl at
"The Dirty Dancer"?
Searchers for Malaysia Air Flight 370 are focusing on a couple of pings from the Supreme Court Building.
"They only come up to your knees."
"I believe these are the opening arguments for Ping v. Pong."
"It doesn't matter what the final score is. I decide who wins."
"Until we have an Asian Supreme Court Justice, this will have to do."
"The score? ... Jane Roe 7, Henry Wade 2!"
"Arthur Dexter Bradley’s still in the game, but it ain't him to blame. He's only a pawn. Everybody said they'd stand behind him when the game got rough. Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to live in a land where justice is a game."
"Last time she won, she jumped over the net, fractured her pelvis, and had to be aborted!"
I think the McEnroe v. World ruling was overkill for this sport.
I get my fill of this and an hour later I want more.
"His paddle has been indicted for racketeering!"
Nice striptease, JohnnyB.
"Hey, is that Rhino café open yet?"
"Five grand says the courtroom artist has us all paying attention to the case before us, or whatever."
Table Tennis. Gay on any court
I think the fact that caption contest 420 contains the supreme court preempts a favorable ruling.
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