WINNERS
FIRST
PLACE
Satireguy
said... "At least we didn't get the matching loveseat." - I
hope you got this one into the actual contest!--NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: NJ-to-TX could have clicked on over to the real contest and
entered this cap – but that's not the way Anti-Cappers roll. Too
much effort. This wins strictly based on the peer support which is
far more impressive than the cartoon or, for that matter, the
caption. )
SECOND
PLACE
"Scoot
over, you're sitting on its butthole."--reid
savid (JUDGE'S
COMMENT: When you think about it, he's also sitting on his own
“butthole” – so there is a philosophical element here. )
THIRD
PLACE
"An
orange penis! ... Really! ... Gimme those 'Cheetos'!"--Dr
Sumguy (JUDGE'S
COMMENT: This cartoon sucks and Cheetos do turn your hands orange,
so... This would have won but it has nothing to do with the image.
But it's funny, which is all we really care about—right? Well
played Doc! Frankly.)
HONORABLE
MENTIONS
"I
don't even scroll back to Older Posts anymore. They're just a bunch
of incongruous drawings like this one with nothing to say."--NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Noted. This is cynical, bitter kind of bitchy,
so... Also, when you win, venting is allowed.)
"If
you don't get off the couch and start judging them again it's going
to bite you in the ass."
Jim
Cavanaugh
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Jim foolishly believes that sitting on my ass and judging
the contest are somehow mutually exclusive.)
21 comments:
"There it is again! ... A Borborygmus! ... Really Ted!"
"And why is it any worse than that ugly cuckoo clock than nearly dwarfs the TV?"
"Dick, is this what all the 'loveseats' in the Cheney house look like?"
This couch is not just ok, it's Sofa King great.
Have you seen the cat?
I just wish you'd stop shitting in front of the tv.
I disagree. Ebay definitely has its downside.
"I guess you could call it a "Sleeper sofa" but it is more than that... Much more."
"What time is it?"
"I don't even scroll back to Older Posts anymore. They're just a bunch of incongruous drawings like this one with nothing to say."
"An orange penis! ... Really! ... Gimme those 'Cheetos'!"
"Each week's crisis evolves between 8:00 and 8:20 and gets solved between 8:50 and 8:55 only to be replaced by another crisis at 8:57 that continues into next week. So we could be fucking between 8:20 and 8:50 and not miss anything important. Just saying..."
"You know, it wasn't even sexual, but the last words you spoke made my puss tingle."
"Scoot over, you're sitting on its butthole."
"How did you get all those lacerations on your thing?"
"At least we didn't get the matching loveseat."
"I think the sofa needs to go out."
"Funny? ... The manufacture's label says ... 'YaYaBaby'!"
Satireguy said... "At least we didn't get the matching loveseat." - I hope you got this one into the actual contest!
"Wow! That's some big needle!" Oh wait...he hasn't updated the contest cartoon yet.
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