"Sorry for the delay...Let me see what ya got...Yeah okay, Dylan quote...Crazy bastard variation...Something topical...Something obscure...Nasty comment about me...Something really stupid...Kathy H link...a funny one from boneguy...10 from Anonymous that are pointless...DONE! Listen: some of them are not bad, but most of your captions for the last six weeks really suck...Keep trying. Okay?....See ya in another six weeks!...Happy Thanksgiving!...Gotta go!"
boneguy's right, al. Fukushima is the new Chernobyl like orange is the new black. Get it?.....good, now strip me of my third place medal for merely confusing you.
"Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro. Have I got a load of shit for you!"
Jim Cavsnsugh
(Sometimes the spelling comes out like this because I am missing the tip of the little finger on my left hand. Show some sympathy and give me an HM, at least)
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"Leaky Ocean!"
"It's Over Flo!"
"Sorry for the delay...Let me see what ya got...Yeah okay, Dylan quote...Crazy bastard variation...Something topical...Something obscure...Nasty comment about me...Something really stupid...Kathy H link...a funny one from boneguy...10 from Anonymous that are pointless...DONE! Listen: some of them are not bad, but most of your captions for the last six weeks really suck...Keep trying. Okay?....See ya in another six weeks!...Happy Thanksgiving!...Gotta go!"
Global warming is blessing in disguise. Miami Beach is down to one zip code.
Three signs of life! You, me and al posting this week's cartoon.
"I asked for a wench."
"Jesus!, you can walk on water. Can you save my ass too?"
First episode of new sitcom, Fronds.
"I ate Gilligan, the Skipper, the Howells, the Professor, Mary Ann and Ginger. And, they were surprisingly tasty."
"You're kidding. Your name is Christopher, plumber?"
"To the good anti-cappers who are still trying: I'm done. Farewell."
"Hey pal, Al's Ship of Fools is sinking fast. That wrench ain't going to fix it."
"Did you bring a boat?"
"This is desert island cartoon; I think you want the home repair cartoon just down the hall."
"Am I glad to see you! I have been sitting here for weeks, self-judging, ahem"
"Oh right, my kitchen faucet was dripping...until the typhoon hit."
"Thank God I'm covered under my 'Home Warranty'!"
"You've come to judge me, I hope."
"No credit cards. Do coconuts work for you?"
You're late. Did you take a left at the Sargasso Sea?
"Howdy! Name's Ben Shapiro. I was named after a movie rat."
"Welcome to the island, Mr. Supper. I mean, Shapiro."
SUPPLIES!!!!
When you get back, would you let al know about the tsunami that blew up the nuclear power plant in Fukushima, JAPAN?
"Al Gore sent me to unclog the drain ... He wants to see his net worth!"
boneguy's right, al. Fukushima is the new Chernobyl like orange is the new black. Get it?.....good, now strip me of my third place medal for merely confusing you.
And have a Happy Thanksgiving!
"I came to plumb the depths!"
"Great! You're here. Whatever. just bend over and show me your crack."
Happy Thanksgiving, Al! Check my late comment/response to Contest #405 results.
"Hi, I'm Ben Shapiro. Have I got a load of shit for you!"
Jim Cavsnsugh
(Sometimes the spelling comes out like this because I am missing the tip of the little finger on my left hand. Show some sympathy and give me an HM, at least)
"Fixed pricing? Fuck that, I'll take my chances on the next rescuer."
"When I lived in Kentucky, we always danced when we clogged."
"Norman is an island"
(Tip of the hat to smuck July 2011. Tip of the finger to Cavsnsugh November 2013.)
Pointing my inDex right back at ya.
Cavsnsugh
"Oy, not a wrench. A rench! A Jewish resort with horses is vat I asked for!"
Fukushima or Chernobyl. Travelocity or Priceline.com. In this work-a-day world, does it really matter? Oh, and fuck you, William Shatner.
"If you came to 'Wrench my Nuts', you're too late!"
"I can't believe the crap you went through."
'If you want to get your hands on an even bigger tool, slip behind the palm tree with me."
"Well, at least you upheld your 'Same Year Service' guarantee."
Santa?
"Can you get this tree out of my dolphin?"
"The house is behind me. The kitchen sink is in the back left of the house."
"There's water everywhere."
Damn. I lost the 10% discount magnet when I lost the frig.
"Too late".
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