WINNERS
FIRST
PLACE
"…figures."--Kate
Nelson (JUDGE'S COMMENT: A slam dunk.
In the long and storied
history of the Anti-Cap, there have been scant few one-word winners.
This one one works on levels obvious and not so obvious. Further proof that people who are really good at something can do
that something whenever they
choose to do that something. Just something to think about.)
SECOND
PLACE
"It's
a classic case of life imitating cave art."
--Jim
Cavanaugh (JUDGE'S COMMENT: A little pedestrian
but maybe one of these guys is named Art and Jim lower-cased it
because he is, after all, mistake prone.)
THIRD
PLACE
"OK,
let's circle 'em."--Puffin (JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Why not try to draw them a bit closer? Yeah, I can do it
too!)
HONORABLE
MENTIONS
"Steve,
I've considered your approach, and while it certainly has merit, we
can't just sit here forever in front of your vision board. At some
point, we actually need to go outside and hunt. We can do this,
especially if we work together."--Steve's
Supportive Friend (JUDGE'S COMMENT:
Long-winded but I get the effort that went into this, if not the actual
joke.)
"What
do connect-the-dot deer taste like? Kind of gamey."--smuck
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: And when you skin them
they have no place to hide.)
"What
are those creatures?"
"No eye deer."--Levon
Delight
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: I guess that's when hunters use a deer blind.)
"Dasher,
Dancer, Prancer, Vixen."
"Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson,
Nixon."--pg13
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Still
trying to out-Dylan me?? This is from the song “It must be Santa”
included on Bob's wonderful 2009 album “Christmas
In The Heart.” Mrs. al in la insisted it that I pack the CD away
with the Christmas decorations so she wouldn't have to hear it hear
round. It will, of course, be coming out any day now.)
The
Paleolithic Era: Men began to hunt, and al judged his last Anti-Cap
Contest.
--Jim Cavanaugh (JUDGE'S
COMMENT: Not to be confused with the Jim Cavanaugh error, which we
don't need to bring up. DO we Jim?)
"Which
of those 6 contests would you like to judge with your
arrow?"--NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: What is amazing, and frankly a bit sad, is that he counted
the number of contests that went unjudged. Don't fixate on this,
you'll only get your heart broken.)
"This
is where unjudged anti-cap contests go to die."--Satireguy
(JUDGE'S
COMMENT: There are a great many things worse that going unjudged.)
44 comments:
"What we have here, is a 'Neanderthal Extinction Hypothesis'!
"Tell Grodbak his radiocarbon dating is off a few millennia!"
"Thumbtacks! ... I thought you brought them!"
"What are those creatures?"
"No eye deer."
"Thank God for National Rectangle Association."
"When we can hit ducks with these spears and our beards get longer, I'm so making a reality show."
"Looks like we'll be eatin' three squares a day."
"Don't even think about it. It's like fitting a round peg in a square hole."
"They call me boneguy because...well, you'll find out."
"Apparently they're part of that new Paleo diet I keep hearing so much about."
"If those things were meatier I could quit you, Ennis."
"Steve, I've considered your approach, and while it certainly has merit, we can't just sit here forever in front of your vision board. At some point, we actually need to go outside and hunt. We can do this, especially if we work together."
"WHAT IS THIS! SOME KIND OF CRUEL HOAX! ..... (Note the Acme Stick Deer Co. truck, not quite visible in the background).
"Maybe it is some really good grass? Whatever. Who cares what or who drew them here!"
"I just want the wife to prepare a simple meal for me tonight."
"I think the mushrooms are starting to kick in."
"Did you just say a discouraging word?"
"It's a classic case of life imitating cave art."
Jim Cavanaugh
The Paleolithic Era: Men began to hunt, and al judged his last Anti-Cap Contest.
Jim Cavanaugh
"_ ____ ____k___ __'s F_____."
Remember when Brenda the Bible thumper used to put out practice dinosaurs?
"Bob Ross would have added some happy little trees."
"Our cartoonist is still stuggling with the animal form."
"I see evidence of Crayon-Magnon man"
Worst...safari. .ever.
"Speak Up! ... What's all this talk about 'Endangered Feces'!"
If you startle them, they'll poop out Post It notes.
"Which of those 6 contests would you like to judge with your arrow?"
"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen."
"Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon."
"What do connect-the-dot deer taste like? Kind of gamey."
"…figures."
"Obama promised rain, Dear"
"Explain again how rays sent along vectors can intersect their interiors."
"Where's the beef?"
This sounds crazy, but in about 100,000 years we will be able to get married.
"Ethiopian cuisine ... Again!"
"No does ... Yawn."
"Urgh, we need find some still have angle of dangle attached."
"It is a magical field, making everything appear with simple lines. See? Look what it has done to our penises."
"This is where unjudged anti-cap contests go to die."
"The neighborhood's a little sketchy."
"OK, let's circle 'em."
"Which of those 6 contests would you like to judge with your arrow?"--NJ-to-TX (JUDGE'S COMMENT: What is amazing, and frankly a bit sad, is that he counted the number of contests that went unjudged. Don't fixate on this, you'll only get your heart broken.)
- Uhh, I counted the number of ANIMALS in the cartoon. Sadder to assume anything else.
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