WINNERS
FIRST
PLACE
Remember
when we first dated and I would fuck the stuffing out of
you?--boneguy
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Muppets
don't really have stuffing, but they do have needs. This image
reminds us of that.)
SECOND
PLACE
"Will
you do sodomy with me now?" --
NJ-to-TX
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: You can just hear the response: “No. But I will
do sodomy TO you, little buddy.”)
THIRD PLACE
"No
thanks, Bert. I'm stuffed."--pg13
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: Everyone
seems to assume Bert pitches and Ernie catches--why?)
HONORABLE
MENTIONS
Enough
with this shit. Change the channel to "Behind the
Candelabra".--boneguy
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: A
reference to an HBO movie that many gays hated because Liberace was portrayed as he was: narcissistic, manipulative and very creepy. Not exactly a revered figure in the community.)
"Lay,
Ernie, lay, lay across Bert's 'big brass bed'..."--pg13
(JUDGE'S COMMENT: “Why
wait any longer for the muppet you love...?”)
28 comments:
"Funny how a couple of muppets have more balls than Scalia."
"I always wanted to marry a Kennedy."
"No thanks, Bert. I'm stuffed."
"Now that our wedding date is set, we can register for that hdtv."
"They've known all along, Ernie. It was your bronzer that gave it away."
"Too bad Justice Black isn't around to see this."
"Bert, I'm worried that the public won't accept us for who we really are: Hispanics."
"Got thirteen channels of shit on the T.V. to choose from."
"Now we have to make it legal to bring big bird into this."
"Will you do sodomy with me now?"
"Our donation buys the Supreme Court's vote on the issue of our choice? This is the best PBS pledge drive ever!"
"The allegations can't be true. Why would Kevin Clash want to put his hand anywhere but up Elmo?"
"Forty years on the show and countless Emmys, and we can't even afford a new TV or wardrobe. I told you we should have joined SAG-AFTRA."
"We gotta call Carl and Lenny. It's our turn to host Tapas night."
I swear to God, Bert. I got super drunk in college and ended up giving Scalia a blow job.
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"Scalia must be turning over in his grave!"
The Rainbow Connection
"Lay, Ernie, lay, lay across Bert's 'big brass bed'..."
"As long as we get what we want a false axiom here or there will only have the potential to hurt young adopted boys... I can live with that."
"As I."
"I wonder how long it will be before they try to make it harder for us to vote."
Jim Cavanaugh
"Sure that's nice. But face it, anyone who sees the separate beds knows we've been together forever."
Bert and Ernie find Scalia's dissent a bit "wield"
see the cover: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/culture/2013/06/new-yorker-cover-bert-ernie-gay-marriage.html
"The Word of the Day is "Dirty Sanchez".
Tell me, Bert, if those four dissenting justices really hate sodomy, then why do they have their heads so far up their asses?
It's time to put on a rubber, ducky, and express your love in Ernest.
They've all aged so much, I can't even tell which one is Diana Ross.
"On the other hand, Bert, I always kinda liked stuffed shirts."
This is cool!
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